Veep

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Quotes (50)

  • Jonah: We need a VPVP.
    Selina: A what?
    Jonah: A Vice President visual presence.
    Mike: You can't just make up acronyms, Jonah!
    Jonah: Somebody has to, Mike.

  • Selena: I'll tell you something else too, this is deliberate, Amy. The President knows how uncomfortable I am made by fat people. You want to know the secret to keeping weight off, shut your fucking pie hole. How about that, it's not rocket science. I'm not a nutritionist am I? No, I'm not. But I do know one thing you gotta put the corndog down. You gotta get up off your dead one. You gotta get movin'.
    Amy: You need to get movin' might actually be a good slogan. Damn thing.
    Selena: Oh my God it's weakness, that's really all it is. Pure and simple. It's weakness it's about self control you don't masturbate in the subway do you, Amy?
    Amy: No.
    Selena: No you don't. Do you shit in the street Amy? No of course you don't because you've gotten a hold of yourself. And now I've gotta say what, I've gotta say 'I'm the Vice President of the United States, put the cupcake down', that's now my job.

  • Selena: We should send POTUS a postcard from Paris. What's French for shove it up your ass?

  • Selena: Dan, did your boyfriend know anything about this?
    Dan: I was trying to use Jonah for intelligence
    Selena: That's like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo.
    Dan: I thought...
    Selena: No, no let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job and it makes a fucking mess.

  • Mike: Did she fall for that?
    Dan: I doubt it, but it's the thought that counts, she appreciates the gesture of me trying to trick her into believing that.

  • Amy Brookheimer: Shit. Shit. Twitter eruption. It's trending.
    Selina Meyer: Amy, what's going on?
    Amy Brookheimer: Um, you're trending ma'am.
    Mike McLintock: I'm on Twitter, but it wants me to create a new account. I don't know how to do this!

  • Platinum Donor: I have some great ideas about tax reform I wanted to talk to you about.
    Selina Meyer: I wanna hear 'em.
    Platinum Donor: Well, there's two types of people, okay? You got grabbers. And then you have... the other kind. I don't have a name for that. The ones that don't grab. The grabbers alright. They take the world by the scrotum, okay? And they make it happen.
    Selina Meyer: This is just riveting stuff.

  • Mike McLintock: I'm sorry about your tears.
    Selina Meyer: Yeah.
    Mike McLintock: They suck. You know my papaw used to say it's always darkest before the storm, so... (beat) Oh, it's dawn. The dawn. It's always darkest before the dawn and then he would kiss me.

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Notes (10)

  • Original International Airdates:
    Czech Republic: August 14, 2012 on HBO
    Finland: March 16, 2013 on YLE TV1

  • Original International Airdates:
    Czech Republic: August 21, 2012 on HBO
    Finland: March 23, 2013 on YLE TV1

  • Original International Airdates:
    Czech Republic: August 28, 2012 on HBO
    Finland: March 30, 2013 on YLE TV1

  • Original International Airdates:
    Czech Republic: September 4, 2012 on HBO
    Finland: April 6, 2013 on YLE TV1

  • Original International Airdates:
    Czech Republic: September 11, 2012 on HBO
    Finland: April 13, 2013 on YLE TV1

  • Original International Airdates:
    Czech Republic: September 18, 2012 on HBO
    Finland: April 20, 2013 on YLE TV1

  • Original International Airdates:
    Czech Republic: September 25, 2012 on HBO
    Finland: April 27, 2013 on YLE TV1

  • Original International Airdates:
    Czech Republic: October 2, 2012 on HBO
    Finland: May 4, 2013 on YLE TV1

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