Compromising Positions

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  • Sara: For the record, I am very much not the incriminating-photos type.
    Neal: Well, there was that time --
    Sara: Neal, I thought I was hitting speed dial.
    Neal: Right.

  • Peter: (looking at Mozzie) Where did you come from?
    Mozzie: 45 years ago, an enigma gave a paradox a very special hug.

  • Bryson: (after Neal offers to testify in the trial) Thank you, Neal. But, I already have Peter and he, um, how do I put this...
    Jones: ...doesn't have a dark and sorted past as a professional con man.
    Diana: Or an on-again-off-again relationship with the whole truth.
    Jones: Or even-
    Neal: -Point taken!

  • Jones: (about Peter) He's the prosecution's star witness.
    Diana: And the only thing he loves more than arresting criminals...
    Jones: testifying against them on their trial.
    Neal: Oh, I remember. Vividly.

  • Peter: (referring to the suspect) She is who you call when the CEO of your Fortune 500 company crashes his Bentley with his 18-year-old mistress' head on his lap.

  • Bryson: (during Neal's testimony) Mr. Caffrey, when you're known in some circles as a con man, and a liar, why should we believe a word of any of this?
    Neal: Oh, you shouldn't. People lie.

  • Defense Attorney: How does being a fake scientist qualify this man to identify benzene?
    Judge: I'd very much like the answer to that myself.
    Neal: Your Honor, I was convicted of bond forgery, and forgery is as much science as it is art.
    Bryson: And does the government consider you an expert in forgery?
    Neal: Of all types.

  • Neal: Sara already told Shepherd that there are compromising photos of her with another man out there. (Turns to Sara) You never mentioned who that man was.
    Peter: Which gives us creative license to make those photos real.
    Elizabeth: (incredulously) What?
    Peter: No, I mean, not real, but look real. Real-looking. And you can completely be there.
    Elizabeth: In the photos?
    Peter: No. No, I'm just saying that you can watch.
    Sara: Oh. 'Cause that won't be awkward.
    Elizabeth: Well...Huh. I hate to say it. But I think it'll work.

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  • Original International Airdates:
    Canada: March 6, 2013 on Bravo