Upper West Side Story
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When scholarships funds are stolen, Neal goes undercover as a substitute teacher.
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Mozzie: Turns out I did have need for a vial. Potassium carbonate, sucrose, and just a hint of nitrogen.
Neal: They have nitrogen here?
Mozzie: Oh, this really is an excellent school.
Diana: You are under arrest for attempted murder and fraud.
Diana: It's Diana. And your girlfriend's cooking sucks.
Andy: My daughter didn't describe you as being so, uh...
Neal: So bookish?
Andy: So symmetrical.
Peter: You can come out, Mozzie!
Mozzie: You have no proof I'm here!
Peter: There's a half a bottle of wine on the table and a whiff of camembert in the air.
Mozzie: Do you have any idea how many women I've wooed by using an apropos quote from Victorian literature?
Evan: Really? How many?
Mozzie: Now, why are you wearing a cardigan and a sweater?
Original International Air Dates:
Latin America: April 4, 2012 on FOX
Czech Republic: October 20, 2012 on Prima LOVE
Canada: December 3, 2012 on Bravo
Hilarie Burton (Sara Ellis) is credit, but does not appear.
When Neal took Chloe's phone to give a call to her dad, her phonebook has Danielle (Diana's alias) listed as a contact although Chloe haven't actually met her.
When Neal says, "Ooh, careful, Papa Smurf" he is referring the a character in the comic "The Smurfs" by joking about the blue liquid on Peter's hand.