White Collar

Upper West Side Story

Season 3, Ep 12, Aired 1/24/12
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  • Episode Description
  • When scholarships funds are stolen, Neal goes undercover as a substitute teacher.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Matthew Bomer

    Neal Caffrey

  • Tim DeKay

    FBI Agent Peter Burke

  • Marsha Thomason

    FBI Agent Diana Barrigan

  • Tiffani Thiessen

    Elizabeth Burke

  • Willie Garson

    Mozzie

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (13)

    • Mozzie: Turns out I did have need for a vial. Potassium carbonate, sucrose, and just a hint of nitrogen.
      Neal: They have nitrogen here?
      Mozzie: Oh, this really is an excellent school.

    • Diana: You are under arrest for attempted murder and fraud.
      Andy: Danielle?
      Diana: It's Diana. And your girlfriend's cooking sucks.

    • Andy: My daughter didn't describe you as being so, uh...
      Neal: So bookish?
      Andy: So symmetrical.

    • Peter: You can come out, Mozzie!
      Mozzie: You have no proof I'm here!
      Peter: There's a half a bottle of wine on the table and a whiff of camembert in the air.
      Mozzie: Circumstantial!

    • Mozzie: Do you have any idea how many women I've wooed by using an apropos quote from Victorian literature?
      Evan: Really? How many?
      Mozzie: Now, why are you wearing a cardigan and a sweater?

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    Notes (2)

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Latin America: April 4, 2012 on FOX
      Czech Republic: October 20, 2012 on Prima LOVE
      Canada: December 3, 2012 on Bravo

    • Hilarie Burton (Sara Ellis) is credit, but does not appear.

    Trivia (1)

    • When Neal took Chloe's phone to give a call to her dad, her phonebook has Danielle (Diana's alias) listed as a contact although Chloe haven't actually met her.

    Allusions (1)

    • When Neal says, "Ooh, careful, Papa Smurf" he is referring the a character in the comic "The Smurfs" by joking about the blue liquid on Peter's hand.

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