Upper West Side Story

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (13)

  • Mozzie: Turns out I did have need for a vial. Potassium carbonate, sucrose, and just a hint of nitrogen.
    Neal: They have nitrogen here?
    Mozzie: Oh, this really is an excellent school.

  • Diana: You are under arrest for attempted murder and fraud.
    Andy: Danielle?
    Diana: It's Diana. And your girlfriend's cooking sucks.

  • Andy: My daughter didn't describe you as being so, uh...
    Neal: So bookish?
    Andy: So symmetrical.

  • Peter: You can come out, Mozzie!
    Mozzie: You have no proof I'm here!
    Peter: There's a half a bottle of wine on the table and a whiff of camembert in the air.
    Mozzie: Circumstantial!

  • Mozzie: Do you have any idea how many women I've wooed by using an apropos quote from Victorian literature?
    Evan: Really? How many?
    Mozzie: Now, why are you wearing a cardigan and a sweater?

  • Mozzie: Not bad for big brother.
    Neal: You're admiring government tech?
    Mozzie: No, I-I'm, uh, I'm pitying it. It's terribly unwieldy.
    Neal: I'll try not to let it weigh me down.

  • Peter: I walk in the classroom, and the girls were all glassy-eyed, like they saw that kid from those vampire movies.

  • Mozzie: I should have known our daring rescue of Elizabeth wouldn't buy lasting goodwill with the suit.
    Neal: It's Peter. He can't be bought.

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Notes (2)

  • Original International Air Dates:
    Latin America: April 4, 2012 on FOX
    Czech Republic: October 20, 2012 on Prima LOVE
    Canada: December 3, 2012 on Bravo

  • Hilarie Burton (Sara Ellis) is credit, but does not appear.

Trivia (1)

  • When Neal took Chloe's phone to give a call to her dad, her phonebook has Danielle (Diana's alias) listed as a contact although Chloe haven't actually met her.

Allusions (1)

  • When Neal says, "Ooh, careful, Papa Smurf" he is referring the a character in the comic "The Smurfs" by joking about the blue liquid on Peter's hand.