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Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (6)

  • Scott Woolley: Uh, when you married Stanley did you ever imagine that one day you'd end up on top? Karen: Oh, honey, when I married Stanley, being on top was the only way we could do it.

  • Jack: This is fun, Grace. Going to the movies on a weekday. Grace: Why do you have the day off? Jack: Oh, bomb scare at Out TV. Everyone got the day off to see the new Jude Law movie, 'cause they're scared it's gonna bomb.

  • Karen: (addressing the board) I'm sorry everybody. I just wanted to say that erm... well I'm a little hurt. I really thought that we were a family. Clive, I was there for the birth of your cocaine habit. Watching it grow over these past eight years, I've never been prouder. And Jim, I remember the third anniversary of your S & M affair with old Shirley here. Never told either of your spouses. That's what family does. They keep secrets. Secrets that I am no longer under any obligation to keep. Huh, like last year at the executive retreat when Lynette and I... Lynette: I'd like to vote again!

  • Karen: Relax. I am good with reporters. Ever since I leaked a little information to Woodward and Bernstein I've had them eating out of my hands. Will: You really expect me to believe that you were Deep Throat? Karen: Only to one of them.

  • Vince: I got fired. I'm not on the force anymore. Remember last week, a guy robbed a department store and the cop accidentally shot the cashier? Jack: That was you? Vince: No, that was my partner. I was busy tryin' on gloves. Since it was my 63rd citation, and my seventh one involving-- you know, gloves-- they fired me. Jack: (tsk tsk) Oh dear, you poor thing. What color were they? Vince: Taupe with a chocolate cashmere lining. Grace: Oh, they woulda gone with everything.

  • Grace: Karen was interviewed yesterday at my office. Well... not so much interviewed as as a corrections officer came by and told her to pee in a cup and give a hair sample.

Trivia (2)

  • Continuity Error: Grace said she spent two years in a scoliosis brace. But in "Poker? I Don't Even Like Her" she tried to use that excuse and admitted it was a lie.

  • Jeff Goldblum received the 2005 Emmy nomination for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series for his performances as Scott Woolley.

Allusions (1)

  • Will: Beam me up Woolley. A quick and funny reference to the famous saying from Star Trek "Beam me up Scotty". Funny because Scott Woolley refuses to see the humour in using his first name instead of his last.