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Quotes (10)

  • Jack: (About Will's mom) Why don't we take her with us?
    Will: Oh, she hates musicals. I took her to see Les Mis last year, and all she said about it was, "Please dear, the poor never sing that much."

  • Karen: I hate Leo.
    Grace: What?
    Karen: Yep. Hate him. Hate, hate, hate him!

  • Marilyn: Oh look, you have my favourite movie, Splendor in the Grass. Hmm, that's careless. They left out the G-R-. Shall I pop it in? Will: Ironically, that's the first line in the movie.

  • Jack: You really love ironing, don't you? Will: I do love ironing.

  • Will: I can't believe you guys are playing tennis today. It's a beautiful, sunny day, you should be at the movies. Grace: I know. I'd love to be inside, but Karen invited me to her country club. Leo: Yeah, I'm surprised Karen belongs to a club that lets Jews in. Grace: Oh, actually, I may have to sign in as Kelly O'Reilly.

  • Will: Hey. Leo, be honest with me... How do you feel when you see a pillowcase this perfect? Leo: I feel excited, and then sad. Wait, scratch "excited."

  • Will: (to the iron) What is it about putting metal to cotton that makes me feel like a man?

  • Will: Hey, mom, you know what we should do? Marilyn: Your father was selfish in bed. Will: That's right, the vacuum game! Jack: Oh, I love the vacuum game. But do they make attachments for girls? Will: Not that vacuum game.

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Notes (1)

  • Ratings: 9.5/14, 14.6 million viewers. Ranked #15 for the week.

Allusions (1)

  • Karen: Beverly Leslie, with your shorts so tight, won't you be my partner tonight? This is a twisted take on the lyrics from "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer".