Wonderfalls

Lovesick Ass

Season 1, Ep 8, Aired 11/3/04
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  • Episode Description
  • As Jaye and Eric verbally spar over their relationship, or more precisely, lack of one, they encounter and help a Russian mail order bride, Katya, and Peter the 12 year old that ordered her.

  • Cast & Crew
  • William Sadler

    Darrin Tyler

  • Diana Scarwid

    Karen Tyler

  • Caroline Dhavernas

    Jaye Tyler

  • Katie Finneran

    Sharon Tyler

  • Tyron Leitso

    Eric Gotts

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • “Why would you get involved in something so potentially messy and complicated when you don’t have to?”

    By rachel_london, Jun 15, 2005

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (11)

    • Jaye: (To Eric) You think she's one of those Russian mail-order brides. You know... (Whispering) sex-slaves. Katya: No sex-slave! I coming for love... and some sex, but no slave.

    • Eric: You lied to her. You didn't tell her who you really were. Peter: She knows who I am now. Jaye: And she doesn't want you. See what happens when you tell the truth. (Eric glares at her) Sorry, continue. Tell him the part about how getting involved in a relationship is like heaving after a bad fish. Eric: Er... that wasn't my observation, that was yours. Jaye: Oh, well tell him the thing about how love is like an open wound. Eric: Also yours. Jaye: Oh...

    • Jaye: I can't have a stalker whose voice hasn't changed yet!

    • Eric: Do you want me to kick your ass? 'Cause I can, I can do that if you'd like. Peter: Um, I'd rather this not spiral into a whole physical thing. So, I respectfully decline your offer to kick my ass.

    • Barrel Bear: Girl needs a boy.

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    Notes (7)

    • Peter says that he's 13 going to turn 14 in a month. He says it repeatedly, however his dad says he's 12 (as in "you're only 12, you're not in love"). No one mentions that this is different.

    • The shot of Eric fainting in the chapel was originally supposed to be shown during the opening title but was removed as it was believed this didn’t make Eric appear manly enough.

    • The following signs are hanging in the Fountain of Love chapel: “Hearts that love are always in bloom.” “Forever starts now.” “Deposits are non-refundable.”

    • Jaye's newest victim: Eric with a black eye and nearly creamed with a baseball bat.

    • Eric can't go near a chapel or anything to do with weddings without suffering an anxiety attack.

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    Trivia (6)

    • Does no one else find it odd that a thirteen-year-old with a big black eye driving recklessly in a car all by himself didn't somehow get himself pulled over by the police before he kidnapped Eric?

    • Peter tells Eric that Jaye has fainted from shock and hit her head on the way down, but also says that Jaye refused to call a doctor and asked for Eric. If Jaye was passed out when Peter left, how did she tell him any of this?

    • Eric gets his black eye about half a day after Peter gets his, but at the end of the episode, Eric's black eye is almost gone while Peter's hasn't changed at all.

    • Katya "came all the way from Asia Minor", according to Jaye. Asia Minor is in Turkey, not Russia.

    • When Jaye shakes hands with Dick Johnson, Peter's Dad, she reaches out with her right hand, but after the cut we see her shake with her left hand.

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    Allusions (1)

    • Jaye: It was a little over the top when you went all Don Knotts.
      Don Knotts is an actor best known for his role in The Andy Griffith Show as the bumbling deputy Barney Fife.

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