Figuring they'll hear about it anyway, Clay confesses to Eric and Royce how he arranged to meet a chick he had been writing to on the internet, only to find out the hard way that she's a he. The vet tells Eric that Betsy is too fat and needs a change in diet. She's horrified when Michelle shows her Eric feeds the dog cheese. While working out at the gym, Jeremiah recommends Clay stop trying to find the perfect woman and start letting the perfect woman try to find him. No sooner than he says it than Kristle, a hot personal trainer, comes up to Clay to tell him he's using the equipment wrong and she'd like to show him how it's done. Later, they go back to her place and she really shows him how it's done. The day after, Clay introduces Kristle to the guys, who quickly size up how vacant she is. Jeremiah congratulates Clay on his new conquest, but manages to offend anyway when he tells him that, for the first time, he's going out with a girl for no other reason than she's hot. Insisting he only dates intelligent women whom he bonds with, Clay blows off a Lakers game he was going to attend with Jeremiah, giving Royce the chance to snatch up his ticket. Saddened that Betsy won't eat kibble (even though he likes to eat it), Eric attempts to sneak out at night to give her a slice of cheese, but Michelle wakes up, catches him in the act, and demands he drop it. On their way to the game, an excitable, nervous Royce tries too hard to fill Clay's void as Jeremiah's best buddy. Clay realizes Jeremiah was right about what an airhead Kristle is... not that it stops him from having sex with her. Eric and Michelle are thrilled when Betsy finally takes to the kibble. Clay makes amends with Jeremiah for acting hypocritical. After all, looks are all that matter.