Monty Python's Flying Circus: How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body
How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body
- 22.
- Season: 2
- Episode: 9
- First Aired: 11/24/1970
- Prod Code: 62027
Ladies in bikinis, announcer in bikini, Hermit in bikini; credits; How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body; University of Wallamaloo staff meeting for the Philosophy department `Rule 1: No Poofters!'; body parts; interviewer with Norman St. John Polevaulter a man who contradicts people; body parts; Mr. Luxury-Yacht (Throatwarbler-Mangrove) seeks a nose job and camping holiday; and now a precision display of bad temper; close order swanning about `Oooh, get her. Whoops! I got your number duckie, you couldn't afford me dear 2,3. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy, 2,3. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 Whoops, don't look now girls the major just minced in with the jolly colour sergeant. 2,3! Oooh.'; animation- ballet, generals, old lady trips bus, The Killer Cars, mutant cat and hand; Verrifast Plaine Co. Ltd. offers no frills flight to America; re-enactment of the first heart transplant by the Battley Townswomen's Guild and other open air productions at sea; animation- car tours lady's body; body parts; radio dramatization of the Death of Mary, Queen of Scots; `What's on the television then? Looks like a penguin.'; body parts; `Don't anyone move there's been a burnley!', Sgt. Duckie's song; multi-lingual contest announcer; Monaco's winning song: Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bang; credits. Add a recap »
- Director:
- Ian MacNaughton
- Stars:
- John Cleese (Various Characters [ series 1 - 3, Deutsche shows & features ])
- Eric Idle (Various Characters)
- Graham Chapman (Various Characters)
- Terry Jones (Various Characters)
- Terry Gilliam (Various Characters)
- Michael Palin (Various Characters)
- Recurring Role:
- Carol Cleveland (Mrs Irrelevant; Mother)
- The Fred Tomlinson Singers (Police Constable Chorus)
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- Fourth Bruce: Well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules. Rule one, no poofters. Rule two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way whatsoever, if there's anyone looking. Rule three, no poofters. Rule four, I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their rooms after lights-out. Rule five, no poofters. Rule six, there is *no* rule six. Rule seven, no poofters. edit »
- Pepperpot #1: What's on the television, then?
Pepperpot #2: Looks like a penguin.
Pepperpot #1: No, no! Not what's on the set, I mean what program? edit » - Bruces (standing): Australia! Australia! Australia! Australia! We love you! Amen! edit »
- How To Recognise Different Parts of the Body
1. The foot
2. The shoulder
3. The other foot
4. The bridge of the nose
5. The naughty bits
6. Just above the elbow
7. Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed
8. The kneecap
9. The ear
10. The big toe
11. More naughty bits
12. The naughty bits of a lady
13. The naughty bits of a horse
14. The naughty bits of an ant
15. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling
16. The hand
17. The top of the head
18. The feather (rare)
19. The nose
20. The armpit
21. The bottom two thirds of the nape of the neck
22. The nipple
23. The shin
24. Reginald Maudling's shin
25. The brain
26. Margaret Thatcher's brain
27. More naughty bits
28. The naughty bits of the Cabinet
29. The interior of a country house
30. NONE
31. The end edit » - Host: With me now is Norman St. John Polevaulter, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Polevaulter, why do you contradict people?
Polevaulter: I don't!
Host: But you... you told me that you did.
Polevaulter: I most certainly did not!
Host: Oh. I see. I'll start again.
Polevaulter: No you won't!
Host: Ssh! I understand you don't contradict people.
Polevaulter: Yes I do!
Host: And when didn't you start contradicting them?
Polevaulter: I did! In 1952!
Host: 1952.
Polevaulter: 1947!
Host: 23 years ago.
Polevaulter: No! edit »
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How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body
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