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No Such Thing As Vampires

Episode Number: 1    Season Num: 1    First Aired: Friday September 28, 2007    Prod Code: 3T6951
A string of vampire-like murders have been hitting L.A. It's up to Mick St. John, a private investigator who has special connections, to find out who's behind these murders and stop them from happening again. While he's on the case he meets a woman from his past who's going to change his future.

Cast and Crew

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Writer: Trevor Munson, Ron Koslow
Director: Gerard Bocaccio, Rod Holcomb
Star: Jason Dohring (Josef Kostan),  Sophia Myles (Beth Turner),  Alex O'Loughlin (Mick St. John),  Shannyn Sossamon (Coraline)
Guest Star: Alex Fernandez (Victor),  Dean O'Gorman (Daniel),  Shoshana Bush (Chloe Jones),  Chris Kelly (Kelly Foster),  Amro Salama (Scientist),  Bryn Early (Young Beth #1),  Kevin Weisman (Steve Balfour),  Jacob Vargas (Guillermo),  Tami Roman (Maureen 'Mo' Williams),  Rudolf Martin (Christian Ellis),  Gigi Rice (Martha Ellis),  Ali Pomerantz (Young Beth's Mother),  Julie Garibaldi (Tesa),  Cassia Walton (Tortured Woman),  Brian J. White (Lieutenant Carl Davis),  Amayla Early (Young Beth #2)

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International Air Dates:
Australia: December 12th, 2007 on Channel 10/10HD
UK: February 19th, 2008, on Living TV
Denmark: April 5th, 2008 on TV3
Sweden: May 25th, 2008, on TV3
Germany: June 23rd, 2008, on Pro7 (edit)
Rudolf Martin played Vlad Tepes in the original movie Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula. (edit)
Although she isn't a vampire in this show, Sophia Myles has played a vampire before in the movie, Underworld. (edit)
Featured Music:
"My Immortal" by Evanescence (edit)
Rudolf Martin also appeared as a vampire on Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Season 5 opener, "Buffy vs. Dracula" as the Count, himself. Both he and Buffy's star, Sarah Michelle Gellar appeared together in the daytime soap, All My Children. (edit)

Quotes

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(Steve is pinning a mic onto Beth's bra)
Beth: You're taking a long time putting that mic on. (edit)
Mick: Right. Blood cult. So, we're talking vampires?
Beth: I know ... they don't exist. But something has to explain all the killing and the Goth-o-rama around here, I mean obviously she had a thing for vampires.
Mick: Yeah, I guess they're back in style. ... You know, some people actually find them attractive?
Beth: Really?
Mick: Yeah. (edit)
Mick: (to Professor Ellis) So, tell me something, professor. Do the salutary effects kick in before or after the sex with your students? (edit)
Mick: (voice over; about Beth) The last time I held her in my arms she was only a child. Over the years I tried to stay close, just out of sight in case she needed me, and tonight she did. (edit)
Carl: Come on, threesomes never end well.
Beth: Huh?
Carl: Don't ask. (edit)

Trivia

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Josef says that Mick is 90 years old, but when Beth asks Mick how old he is he says that he is 85 years old. (edit)
Mick likes type A+ blood and Guillermo likes type O+ blood. (edit)

Allusions

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Josef: You sure? She's delicious. 82' was a good year.

Jason Dohring was born in 1982. (edit)
Hearst College:
Jason Dohring was in the series Veronica Mars in which the character Veronica Mars went to Hearst College. (edit)
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Community Reviews (45)

 
9.6
Superb
No Such Thing As Vampires
"Exciting"
A internet reporter meets a man in a crime scene not knowing that he is a p.i. and also a vampire.
Continue » Posted Jun 4, 2008 4:28 pm PST
10.0
Perfect
No Such Thing As Vampires
"Above average"
I havent seen this episode, but i think it i a very nice show. And i have seen one episode and i think it was so F****** nice, but i cant see the fist episode :S
Continue » Posted Apr 20, 2008 10:33 am PST
8.9
Great
No Such Thing As Vampires
"Pilot episode"
a vampire private eye meets someone from his past that is going to compltely change his future.
Continue » Posted Apr 9, 2008 11:11 am PST
9.5
Superb
No Such Thing As Vampires
"Pilot episode"
This is going to be one of my favorite shows.
Continue » Posted Feb 9, 2008 5:57 pm PST
10.0
Perfect
No Such Thing As Vampires
"Pilot episode"
In the pilot episode we meet two people with a link to the past. Mick St. John, and Beth Turner have met before. when Beth was a four Mick was hired to rescue her, from his vampire ex wife who turned him. But now 22 yrs later Beth is a beautiful woman.
Continue » Posted Dec 27, 2007 6:52 pm PST
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