Backwoods

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Released 2008

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Director:
Marty Weiss
Released:
2008
Rating:
R
What could be more inspiring than a wilderness weekend? Leaving the confines of the office behind to commune with nature in the great outdoors with co-workers as a team building and bonding experience. Here you can get in touch with your inner strengths. You can discover yourself--and your enemy. John Dash (Craig Zimmerman, My Father), a brash executive with Global Gaming Systems, sees human survival as a skill to be honed and cherished in the boardroom and beyond. That's why each year he sponsors a weekend survival getaway to test the mettle of seven lucky employees, to challenge them in mind, body, and spirit. This year it's a paintball war in the remote woods of northern California. The players, including gung-ho Perry (Danny Nucci, World Trade Center) and Basso (Troy Winbush, Medical Investigation), the young and lovely Maggie (Mimi Michaels, Shark Swarm), and Adam (Ryan Merriman, Final Destination 3) and Lee (Haylie Duff, Napoleon Dynamite), who see the expedition only as mandatory for their jobs, leave Los Angeles behind and head out as urban Rambos ready for anything. Divided into separate camps on the edge of the forest, the players prepare for "engagement." Against Adam's better judgment, his Alpha team has set up outside of his safe, carefully mapped area. His concern turns to dread when their first hit--a shadowy figure stalking the woods--is not a member of either team. When they suddenly lose radio contact with Bravo, fear takes hold and they flee for their lives. Luckily, they come upon the local sheriff, Deputy Rick (Mark Rolston, The Shawshank Redemption). But luck just isn't on their side. Rick is the head of a crazed survivalist commune following a white supremacist dogma. He's not taking the pmoreless
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    I suspect that many people didn't even make it past the first half hour of Backwoods, but thankfully the film does get somewhat better after that. The story begins very simply, with a group of computer geeks going on a corporate retreat in the woods. In typical horror movie fashion, they get lost on the way and ask for directions at a gas station. The man behind the counter, directs them to a closer and even better spot in the middle of nowhere and the games begin. Ultimately, the group stumbles on a fanatical religious cult, who mistake the group for FBI agents, because of course all FBI agents are out of shape, twenty-something, computer geeks, carrying paintball guns. From there it's a fight for survival and a race to escape the backwoods of Northern California. While the film does get better after the first half hour, it still has its problems. For starters, the story is far too unbelievable, no one would take advice from someone at the gas station who looked like that and even rednecks in the middle of nowhere aren't going to mistake a bunch of geeks playing paintball for FBI agents. As with most horror films, the cast is lead by two extremely good looking people, Ryan Merriman and Haylie Duff, who both give unexpected performances. Merriman is know for his fiery and inspirational roles in sports films and he should most definitely stick to those. He was way out of his league here, giving a really ridiculous and unbelievable portrayal. Merriman's done horror before, and even starred in one of the Final Destination movies, but he's clearly not right for this type of film. Haylie Duff on the other hand was terrific! She has really turned into a pretty good actress and is absolutely beautiful. Backwoods would not be my first choice for a horror film festival, even for it's genre it is unbelievable and assumes it's audience will be too dumb to pick up on it. The performances vary and the sequence is somewhat expected, although I did enjoy the ending. The verdict, Backwoods isn't terrible, but it's far from special, I'd only rent it if I liked one of the cast members or was a big fan of the genre.moreless

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