User Score: 0
Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars is a science fiction miniseries developed as a conclusion to the SyFy TV series Farscape. In the time since Earth astronaut John Crichton (Ben Browder) and ex-peacekeeper warrior Aeryn Sun (Claudia Black) became statues, a full on war has broken out amongst the Peacekeepers, human-like warriors who do little peacekeeping, and the Scarrans, giant heat-breathing lizard-like creatures. Their goal in the war? To gain control over Crichton, whose mind contains knowledge of wormholes, which could be harnessed for great power. The living ship, Moya, and her crew, including the Luxan warrior Ka D'Argo (Anthony Simcoe), an ornery deposed Hynerian ruler Rygel XVI, and the Nebari trickster Chiana (Gigi Edgley), set out to help Crichton and a very pregnant Aeryn in their efforts to make sure that the knowledge of wormholes would never be made into any type of weapon at the risk and cost of their lives.
Voice of Pilot
Voice of Rygel XVI
Rygel: (learning he's pregnant with John & Aeryn's baby) I want this thing removed immediately!
Crichton: It's not a thing!
Rygel: Fine, I want this miracle of life the frell out of me!
Crichton: (as a Peacekeeper transport arrives) You know who it's gonna be, don't ya?
D'Argo: I know who it is.
Crichton: Bet me. C'mon D, bet me. How much?
D'Argo: You're on your own, my friend.
Scorpius: Hello, John!
Crichton: Easy money.
Stark: What about me?
Aeryn: How best can you help?
Stark: I can stay out of your way.
D'Argo: Excellent. I'll be able to stop them cold with three perfect shots!
Chiana: Why three? You usually slay me with just one.
Crichton: (to Ahkna) It's a question of balls. Ball's in his court.
Sikozu: You should be dead.
Crichton: And how was your day?
Staleek: You will die when I order it.
Crichton: (Staleek is stopped, frozen motionless by Einstein after trying to maliciously advance towards him) Humbling, ain't it?
Scorpius: So, how have you been, Crichton?
Crichton: I'm good, Bob. You? The wife? The kids?
Crichton: Yeah, I hear business is booming.
Scorpius: You are right. The Scarrans and Peacekeepers are at war, and the Scarrans will prevail unless you help us to build a wormhole weapon.
Crichton: Gee, that all sounds reasonable, Bob. Only two problems. No matter what you may believe I can't do it. And just as important - I don't think that the Peacekeepers are any better than the Scarrans. So make sure you validate your parking on the way out.
Scorpius: You will find no serenity during this conflict, Crichton. Examine your choices.
Crichton: You are not listening. Wormholes - no! Weapons - no! Killing - no! Crichton - no.
War Minister Ahkna: I promise you, you will never be re-united with your baby.
Aeryn: I'm sure your mother wished for the same thing.
Aeryn: (Hearing shots, contacting Crichton over their comms) Who's taking fire?
Crichton: Huh, Who isn't?
Aeryn: Are you all right?
Crichton: Well, other than being shot at by The Electric Mayhem... I'm fantastic!
Rygel: (As Jool is trying to make out with Crichton) Get your own fantasy, Driblox. They're having MY baby.
Aeryn: (voice over in opening scene) You did it, John. All the fighting has stopped. There's no more dying. And all of a sudden, three is not such a scary number. But no matter how wonderful this is, I will not accept it... as a trade-off... for losing you.
Aeryn: In the temple you said, 'Peacekeepers do your duty'. What did you mean?
Yondalao: I had forgotten that you had forgotten. At the dawn of our period of usefulness, 27,000 cycles ago, we developed need of a guard, a race no one had quarrel with, a force to ensure harmony prevail once negotiations had finished.
Yondalao: Apparently your forebears attempted to carry on once we vanished. However, lacking our mediation abilities, they kept the peace the only way they could: at the muzzle of a weapon.
Aeryn: And that's why they're hated.
Yondalao: It wasn't such at the beginning. We took great care to choose a species no one had met before. We found your kind primitive, barely clothed, far removed on the galaxy's outer spiral. Having brought some of you back, your evolution was accelerated with generous alterations, until you became our trusted acolytes.
(Aeryn and Crichton are uncrystallized, surrounded by armed aliens)
Crichton: (referring to his proposal to Aeryn) You said yes!
Aeryn: I did?
Crichton: Sixty days, any regrets?
Aeryn: No, it's going really well.
Crichton: I have to protect the people I love. And you owe me for putting that crap in my head.
Einstein: It may soon be prudent to remove it.
Crichton: Amen. I wanna be blonde again.
Crichton: (as Aeryn walks down the aisle in a dress and a flower in her hair) You look great.
Aeryn: You owe me.
Crichton: I know it.
Rygel: So often I've proclaimed having a belly full of Crichton and Aeryn. Never thought it would be so literal!
Maryk: Where the Hezmana in my orders did you find the phrase 'preemptive attack'?!
Scorpius: The Scarrans are massing for an impending onslaught we all know is coming! A conflict we are ill situated to win. By challenging them before they are prepared, we have a fighting chance.
Maryk: You were sent to gather surveillance...
Scorpius: With all due respect, sir, I was sent here to perish at the vanguard of this inevitable conflict. I simply refuse to participate on their terms, or yours!
Stark: (after learning that their hosts are Eidolons) D'Argo, D'Argo, a miracle! Eidelons, Jool, Arnessk, peace! (D'Argo tongues him to stop his raving)
D'Argo: (to Noranti) Okay, what's he talking about?
Noranti: Eidelons, Jool, Arnessk, peace!
D'Argo: (rolling his eyes) Thank you.