Bruce: I believe anything can happen to anyone, anywhere, at anytime. I learned that when I was a kid. I also learned you gotta roll with the weirdness. You know? Because to me, the world's a pretty fucked up place, Ellen. Sometimes it makes me just want to go out there and... shoot all these assholes.
Ellen: So I guess you don't think the meek shall inherit the earth?
Bruce: What, this? Nah. They can have it.
Ellen: It's not so bad. If you don't think about the price of gas or the commuter traffic.
Bruce: You see now, that's the fucked-up part. The gas, the traffic. You know, people are getting made about it, too. They are. If you ask me, one of these days, the whole thing's just gonna blow up. I mean, did you know that in Thailand, you can sell your baby, your 5-year old kid, to a sex shop? I mean, y6ou can do the same thing here. The only difference is that you can't advertise for it.
Ellen: Are you always this charming on a first date, Bruce? Or do I look like a girl who's really interested in what's going on in Thailand?
Bruce: See, that's what'll save you when some wacko wants to put the hurt on you. You act just as crazy as they are, and they don't know what the fuck to do with you.
Ellen: And what happens if crazy doesn't work?
Bruce: Oh, crazy always works.
Bruce: When everything else fails you, try anything.
Buddy: But he doesn't want sexy things. Those things are bad. You see so many bad things in your life. It all comes in through your eyes. And sometimes your eyes lie to you. And show you things you don't want to see. So he makes them go away.
Bruce: You know what, Ellen? One last lesson for you. The meek will inherit shit.
Buddy: The eyes see all evil. All the evil in the world.
This movie originally aired as an episode of Masters of Horror.