Meet the Spartans (Uncut) is a satire that pokes fun at the widely successful action film 300. Kind Leonidas (Sean Maguire) and his small band of elite Spartan soldiers must hold the line at Thermopylae and push back the colossal Persian military which vehemently outnumbers them. The film offers hilarious allusions to pop culture as the Spartans must hold the line and interact with a multitude of characters, including Lindsay Lohan (Emily Wilson), Brittney Spears (Nicole Parker) and Dane Cook (Ike Barinholtz). They even find themselves face to face with the Autobots from the Transformers series. The nefarious Persian emperor Xerxes (Ken Davitian) will employ every tactic at his disposal to ensure the success of his military expositions. The Spartans are eventually betrayed by a disfigured Paris Hilton (Nicole Parker), as she leads a detail of Persian Immortals along a secret path around the Spartan offensive in order to flank the Greeks.