Jesse: See? I told you endings were the best part.
Beca: You're so weird. (Kisses him)
Fat Amy: I thought of a new name for this hairstyle. It's called the orthodox jew ponytail.
Aubrey: Oh yeah?
Fat Amy: Cause it's very reserved in the front, but party in the back.
Fat Amy: I can sing, but I'm also good at modern dance, olden dancing, and uh, mermaid dancing.
Aubrey: Mermaid dancing?
Fat Amy: Yeah, which is a little different. (Gets on the ground) Usually you start off from the ground...
Fat Amy: (Waving her legs to mimic a mermaid) It's a lot of floorwork.
Aubrey: I can see that...
Aubrey: Hands in, ah, on my count.
Stacie: On three, or after three.
Cynthia: On three.
Bella Member: After three?
Bella Member: One, two, three...
Aubrey: We do it!
Stacie: Why can't we figure this out...
Stacie: Yeah, it's like when my lady doctor told me not to have sex for six weeks, but I did it anyways.
Fat Amy: You should really listen to your doctor...
Aubrey: You can hang out with whoever you want to, just not a treble.
Stacie: Ooh, that's not going to be easy. (Pointing at vagina) He's a hunter.
Beca: You call it a dude?
Aubrey: I'm calling it!
Lily: Thank god, I asked to go to the bathroom three hours ago...
Aubrey: (To Lily) Nothing. I hear nothing.
Lily: I set fires to feel joy.
Donald: That's adorable...
Lily: (Inaudibly) What happened last year?
Chloe: What did you say?
Lily: (Inaudibly still) What happened last year? And do you guys want to see a dead body?
Donald: Whenever you're ready dude.
Cynthia Rose: Takes off her hood that makes her look like a boy Hi, my name is Cynthia Rose.
Donald: Hmm. Not a dude...
Lily: (Speaking louder than she normally does) I think I have something that can help us.
Fat Amy: Bitch please, you don't have to shout.
Stacie: I have a confession for you guys. I, LOVE sex.
Fat Amy: Yeah, we know Stacie.
Stacie: Only cause I just told you!
Fat Amy: What are you turdburgers talking about? Dressing for comfort?
Cynthia Rose: I... think I have a confession.
Fat Amy: I think we all know where this is going. Lesbi honest.
Cynthia Rose: This is really hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past three years I've had a... serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: What?
Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy: Whoop! There it is!
Fat Amy: You're going to get pitch slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.
Fat Amy: I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!
Jesse: I'm not drunk, you're just blurry.
Aubrey: Fat Amy? What are you doing?
Fat Amy: Lying down I'm horizontal running.
Lily: (Inaudibly) I ate my twin in the womb.
Lily: (Inaudibly) Hello, my name is Lily Onakuramara and I was born with gills like a fish.