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The name of the school is "B.A. Corpse High School." "Be a corpse."
Scary Movie was the working title for the movie of the main movie it was spoofing, which was "Scream."
Man: (To Brenda)For Christ sake will you shut your trap!
Old Lady: Shut up!
Brenda: I don't know why you all are acting like this! My girlfriend already saw this movie, she said they don't even stay together in the end!
Nerdy Man: (As the killer is raising his knife, the man takes it) Give me that! (Stabs Brenda)
Old Lady: Right on!
Man: (As Brenda is rising Will you sit down?!(Stabs her, another lady stabs her)
Old Lady: Your ass is grass! (Slices Brenda's throat with a scythe
Lady: (At this point, everyone is stabbing Brenda This is for Velma! And Louise!
Policeman: This is for talking! And the fugitive!
Man #2: You ruined Schindler's List!
Monk: And all the Jackie Chan movies!
Lady #2: Boogie Nights!
Pope: And Big Mamma's House!
Man: (To Brenda) Shut up!
Brenda: (Pointing her camera at the man Mmmhmm! I got you on camera! You're on candid camera!
Brenda: (Watching the movie) MM! MMM MMM! MMM MMM! DON'T GO IN THERE! (Later) AHH! Ho ho! Lord my child! Damn this is some scary shit! Oh I am scared!
Man: Excuse me!
Brenda: Uh huh! I think I paid my money like everybody else in here! (Later, commenting about the movie) That ain't no man! You could see her real hair right there!
Lady: Do you mind?
Brenda: You better get out of my FACE! Outta my face! Outta my face! This is all me up in here, you handle that!
Ray: I'm going to go the bathroom real quick.
Brenda: Don't go now, the movie is about to go on!
Ray: Here, take your hot sauce.
Brenda: Hurry up man! Don't be long! (While watching Ray exit the seats.) BACK UP! LET HIM THROUGH!
Brenda: (While at the movies; the screen says "please observe silence.) Mmm hmm! For all y'all talkers up in here! It's time to keep it down right now!
Brenda: Shh back at you! Shh!
Cindy: (Being chased by the killer.) Grandma!
Grandma: Hi sweetie! (Pushed down the stairs to slow down the killer)
Killer: (Chasing Cindy, and trips over a plant. Ugh, I got to stop drinking.
Killer: I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna slice you up.
Cindy: Who is this?
Killer: I'm gonna chop you like liver.
Cindy: What do you want?
Killer: I'm in the house. (Cindy starts to gasp.) I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind baby. Where am I?
Cindy: (Stammering, pointing, scared) U-um, you're behind the couch.
Killer: Wait, what? How do you know that?
Cindy: I-I can um, see your feet?
Killer: Ah, stupid... Okay, turn around, no peeking. (Attepmts to hide, Cindy turns to take a peek I said no peeking!
The trailer warning while Brenda and Ray are at the movies says the following:
"The following PEEVIEW has been assproved for immature audiences only. If you can read this you are too close. Pee Pee Poopy Boogers Farts Butthole. The following movie is rated I for Immature. We thought it would be funny to put this here. Kiss our asses and take it off pause."