Vampires Suck

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20th Century Fox Released 2010

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Director:
Jason Friedberg , Aaron Seltzer
Released:
2010
Rating:
PG-13
Vampires Suck is a 2010 comedy starring Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Ken Jeong, and Dave Foley in a send-up of teen vampire films, specifically the popular Twilight series. Proske plays Becca Crane, a pretty high schooler who has recently moved to the town of Sporks to live with her dim-witted father, Sheriff Frank (Diedrich Bader). As Becca adapts to the new city and her new school, she develops a deep attraction to a mysterious young man named Edward Sullen (Lanter), as well as a close relationship with childhood friend Jacob White (Christopher N. Riggi). When it becomes clear that both her handsome suitors are hiding a supernatural secret, Becca is forced to choose between the two. Vampires Suck is no-holds-barred spoof of all things vampire from the writing-directing team of Jason Friedberg and Adam Seltzer, the same team responsible for Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie.

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  • 42

    Entertainment Weekly Adam Markovitz

    The exception is newcomer Jenn Proske, who spoofs Twilight star Kristen Stewart's flustered, hair-tugging angst with hilarious precision.

  • 40

    The New York Times Jeannette Catsoulis

    This pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a location lousy with vampires and werewolves.

  • 20

    Variety Joe Leydon

    The lame mediocrity of Vampires Suck undeniably reps an advance for writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. By just about any other standard, however, this instantly fo...

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  • The duo had done it again!

    1.0
    Yeah! They did it again! They spewed out another piece of shit parody movie!

    The satire of Twilight is a really good idea since I hate Twilight with a burning passion.

    But this movie is even worse than freakin' Twilight.

    This film is straight up garbage. The title is a cheesy and corny pun, it is not even funny. The rest of the movie are even worse, I haven't laughed once.

    Honestly, I thought that Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, Superhero Movie and all of The Asylum's movies are the worst movies I've ever seen, WELL, THIS IS EVEN WORSE!

    Vampires may suck, but the creators suck more!moreless

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