Willow: What are you doing?
Madmartigan: I found some black root. She loves it!
Willow: Black root? I am the father of two children and you never ever give a baby black root.
Madmartigan: Well, my mother raised us on black root. it's good for you. Puts hair on your chest. Doesn't it, sticks?
Willow: Her name is not sticks. She's Elora Danan, the future empress of Tir Asleen. And the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!