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Movie Plot: The people of Japan deal with the monster named Gamera.

Intro: Joel explains that Crow has been frozen and decorated as a Christmas tree. He shows footage from the day before where Crow says that it isn't a good idea just before he gets frozen. He then says that since there was a great response to Gamera vs. Barugon, he combed the satellite's archives and found the orignal Gamera movie to show.
Segment One: Servo likes Crow as a tree. Joel wonders if he should freeze Servo as a lawn ornament next Christmas to strap to the hull of the ship. A caller wonders who does Joel's hair and Joel shows the credits where it says: 'Hair Designs Mr. Crow of Beverly Hills.'
Segment Two: A caller asks why Godzilla hasn't appeared on the show. Joel has Gypsy do her Godzilla impression. Since the movie is in black and white, callers are invited to take a Ted Turner survey about his colorization of black and white movies.
Segment Three: Joel plays more calls. One supports mutant turtles and the other supports lizards, and says the fight between Gamera and Barugon wasn't fair. Joel and Servo look it over and say it was fair.
Segment Four: When Gypsy notices that Crow is a tree, Joel reruns the footage of Crow getting frozen. Joel explains Christmas and Hannukah to Gypsy, then they sing 'O Tannenbot.'

Stinger: None.