Saturday June 14, 1997
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A slacker becomes a killing zombie in the movie with one of the longest titles in history. Also, Pearl returns the space kids.
Read Full Recap » (warning: possible spoilers!)Dully as Monster-A-Go-Go and as pointless as Manos. Grade-A stinker from the pits of heck with a plot that's slower than a snail in a rock quarry. And while watching this I ask myself, 'The movie lives up to it's title... HOW?' Word of warning: BEWARE! hide show
This movie is so pathetic. Unlike the how it's title stated, it's mostly about this dull 'wild-Thing' guy (who Crow points out as the diector and writer Ray Dennis Steckler who should be sent to a 'Nuthouse' for ever thinking that anyone would like this movie!) who spends most of time in a carnivil, that has 'mild strip clubs' where this where vodo lady kidnaps and kills people for some strange reason (I think bumping into her or soemthing like that).
Movie has constant "Something-View Cam" which will quarente to give you a headache.
Due to bad audio and sound in this $38,000-flop (info from Wikipedia), it's hard to tell what the actors are saying and the film method of the movie is really bad too. It's like Monster-A-Go-Go and the beginging part of Manos, with a hint of a Torgo-wanabe, into one film, so you know the S.O.L. Crew are in a real trouble this time. You don't really see the zombies till around the last 12 minutes and then they have this long-long-LONG and pointless chase scene on the beach that really shows you that it's a chase scene... on the beach.
So, that's my word on the movie: Sucks. The episode is funny, long, but funny none the less. Enjoy
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