10 Random Thoughts About This First-Look Photo for the "New" Two and a Half Men

1. "Ew."

2. "How old is Angus T. Jones?"

3. "There's something vaguely incest-y about this."

4. "Why are Jon Cryer's eyes locked on Ashton Kutcher's testicles?"

5. "Winning?"

6. "I've heard of vanity cards, but this is ridiculous."

7. "Why do they all have the same legs?"

8. "Who actually watches Two and a Half Men?"

9. "Community did this better."

10. "Goddamn it, I'm turned on."