
1. "Ew."
2. "How old is Angus T. Jones?"
3. "There's something vaguely incest-y about this."
4. "Why are Jon Cryer's eyes locked on Ashton Kutcher's testicles?"
5. "Winning?"
6. "I've heard of vanity cards, but this is ridiculous."
7. "Why do they all have the same legs?"
8. "Who actually watches Two and a Half Men?"
9. "Community did this better."
10. "Goddamn it, I'm turned on."





Blah blah and BLAHER. Couldn't give two craps about Two and Half Men.
2.5 Men is horrible. Buddhi, you're the only one who's still fooled by the same drivel season after season. Maybe now it'll get better.
two and a half men is the best tv show on the tv. no matter what happens peoples gonna watch it.including me
Among hundreds of other choises,you've picked the "Cute Girly Guy" to replace the "101% Old School Manly Man Guy"....What can I say....?!?Mega BOTCH!!!!!
The only reason T&HM was so awesome was that Charlie was playing himself on screen most of the time, the humor, the jokes, the whole scrip was like taken out of a day in the life of Charlie Sheen minus the hookers and drug abuse; anyways, how it made me crack myself up laughing will be a legend... Team Charlie ftw!!!!
This show should have died a death when it could!
I'm done!! Knew it when they decided to replace Charlie, but no way will I watch this with Ashton. I liked That 70's Show at one time, so I'm not totally against him, but I can't swallow this bull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how could this show get any worse? anything has to bebetter than the tired old c**p they've been feeding you up till now
Replacing Charlie Sheen was the worst thing the writers of "Two and a Half Men" ever thought of. It will now be the most STUPIDEST show all thanks to Ashton Kutcher!!! Fuckin ***s!!
Charlie Sheen will be missed!
Stupidest?... Really? Sheen needed to be replaced. He's an idiot, on top of being a loser.
Personally, I always thought the Alan character was the funnier one. So Charlie, I won't miss.
Esta es la censura ms idiota que he visto en mi vida!
what the hell happened to the word "gay" in my comment ???! Should I say "homosexual" ???
I found that pisses got the censor but p-i-s-s-es did not so may work for other words.
11. Who is the half man? Cryer? Imagine if Ashton's character was GAY...!
11. Who is the half man? Cryer? Imagine if Ashton's character was gay...!
I bet the half man is kutcher... man... that's just wrong...
on commet 8. i watched every monday.now i have to find something new to watch.it shouldent be called 2 and a half men with charlie .ashton looks like he needs a shower.
I've got baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling about this
it's just... it's just wrong without Charlie D=
I used to love Two and a Half Men...but I'm not watching without Charlie. I may tune in to the premier just to see how they wrote Charlie out (I'm betting they kill his character) but after that I don't care. Ashton Kutcher is a horrible actor and annoys the hell out of me.
Love reason #9, hahaha!!! Community rocks!
Who watches this show anyway?
This is a good thing. I'm sorry Charlie is no longer in the show, but at least we get to see another season. After the premiere we'll see...
Re: Random Thought 4: Penis envy?
You really needed that joke explained to you?
Wouldn't it be something if Chuck Lorre and company retooled the show without a laugh track?
Ha ha
Kutcher is gonna play Charlie and Alans cousin - NOT charlie himself.
Chuck Lorre told so on his Facebook page.
I think it's great that the show go on without Charlie. Why should everyone lose their job because one goes Loopy.
Whatever they do to replace Charlie I'm sure it will be realistic and professional and will be of the utmost . . . . yeah, even I don't buy that B.S
I will watch the first show, just to see how they are replacing Charlie. I used to be a big fan. I think Jon could have pulled this off with the other cast members getting more lines but we shall see.
The promo not not entice me to watch the show.
Technically, isn't Jon Cryer the half-man now? ;)
Wasn't he always?
hahaha 2, 7 and 8!
Community :D
I like Ashton but I don't think it won't be the same without Charlie.