8 TV Characters Who Need to Get Laid This Valentine's Day

It's Anti-Valentine's Day Week here at TV.com, and while other sites are celebrating the love that's in the air, we're think the love in the air stinks. Kaitlin recently played Cupid's evil twin and named seven TV couples that need to break up, and now I've compiled a list of eight characters who need to skip the love crap and get concentrate on humping. Maybe it's because they're uptight, maybe it's because they're long overdue for a screw, or maybe it's because I just want them to have sex. So put on some Marvin Gaye or go trolling in a hotel bars, it's time for these folks to get laid!

Warning: The following story contains lots of sophomoric dirty talk. If you are offended by innuendo, I politely encourage you to turn away! Also, if you are offended by innuendo, then you probably need to get laid, too.


Carol Petelier, The Walking Dead

Ahhhh, sweet Carol. The now-widow escaped an abusive relationship with her jerk of a husband Ed and moved on with the help of two monsters: a zombie and Shane. Single and fancy free, Carol is ready to party! She's made no secret of her membership in Dixon's Vixens, a female collective of ladies who are horny for Daryl, and in recent episodes, she's channeled her sexual energy into making sure kids know how to find the soft spot in a zombie's skull. Since Rick kicked her out of the group, I have no doubt that she's fondling the privates of whatever men she's encountered after leaving the prison. Someone give this woman a more than just a survival tip, if you know what I'm saying, because she's burnin' up!


Tywin Lannister, Game of Thrones

Westeros can be a cruel place, and that's mostly the fault of Tywin Lannister, the stoic and joyless head of House Buzzkill Lannister. If the guy would just embrace the sweet relief that comes from the touch of a woman (or man, if that's his preference, it doesn't matter to me), maybe there'd be a parade in King's Landing for a change, instead of just crippling oppression and poop throwing. A Lannister always pays his debts, and Tywin owes someone a good boning! It's for the good of the kingdom, y'all!


Diane Buckley, Trophy Wife

How badly does Diane, Pete's first wife on ABC's new extended family comedy, need a delivery of potent manhood? Well, the series dedicated a whole episode to finding her a bed mate because she's got a stick so far up her ass that she's choking on it. And then it turned out she already HAD a bed mate—like, for two years—but that hasn't done much to displace the stick. This lady needs to think about the mental stability of her kids and get loose, because more frequent rodgering might knock her strictness down a few notches. C'mon Diane, put on some heels and call up Russ Bradley Morrison for a date!


Chucky Marstein, Sons of Anarchy


SAMCRO's bookkeeper has a fidgety problem: He's a compulsive masturbator. To solve this concupiscent conundrum, the Asian gang he worked for cut off all his fingers except his pointers. Now the guy has an itch that he can't scratch. You know how to solve that? Compulsive porking! So what if he doesn't have all his digits, he still has all the equipment he needs for a good round of bumpin' uglies. How about some of the Cara Cara porno girls lend him the hands (and more) that he needs? 


Felicity Smoak, Arrow

You think YOU feel all tingly watching Oliver Queen walk around shirtless once a week? Imagine seeing that every day of your life, and being so close to the real thing that you can smell the beads of sweat between his abdominal muscles. That's the problem facing Arrow's fan-favorite IT tech, who's naturally totally crushing on Oliver. As the bumper sticker says, the best way to get over someone is to get under someone, so we recommend that Felicity take her talents to another man until Oliver is ready to put an arrow in her quiver! Hey-yo!


Stuart Pritchard, Hello Ladies

Oh God, please, someone, anyone... someone capital F this guy. PLEASE. It's so sad. The man at the center of HBO's sorta canceled comedy (it will end with a special) redefines desperate in a way that we never thought possible. Hello ladies, he's eight-feet tall and has a British accent, isn't that enough?


Joe McAlister, Under the Dome


Teen hormones have overtaken the young hero of CBS's summer hit to such a degree that even when an enormous dome transformed his hometown into an oversized terrarium and everyone's lives were instantly in danger, he put more effort into getting into Norrie's pants than  trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Norrie, just give it up so he can use his mad math skills to solve the mystery of Chester's Mill, won't ya? You don't need a whole cup o' Joe, just a few lovin' teaspoons.


Nancy Grace


I mean, right?


Good luck out there, guys. But even if these eight don't put the index finger in the "okay" sign, maybe they can do the next best thing and earn a spot on a next list of TV's best masturbation moments. Have a happy Valentine's Day everybody, and remember, when all else fails, lower your standards!


Which TV characters would you add to this list? 


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Feb 16, 2014
Stiles from Teen Wolf
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Feb 16, 2014
Now I think I know what happens in the upcoming Arrow episode titled "Felicity masturbating for 41 minutes".
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Feb 15, 2014
Sheldon and Raj from TBBT
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Feb 15, 2014
MONROE, senior of course, in Revolution. He should learn from "The Children"
Mozzie from White Collar. Definitely
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Feb 15, 2014
Harold Finch for sure. Course he'd have to do some intensive online research into exactly it is "done" and probably as Reese for a few pointers too.
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Feb 16, 2014
I always used to think "does Ben Linus ever get laid?" There's no evidence he's ever had sex (one of very few characters that can be said about, Hurley being another), he can't relate to other human beings and he's always busy being evil.
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Feb 16, 2014
Well, he had that thing for Juliette and we can only assume he had something with Annie before The Purges.

The Hereafter flashsideways suggests Ben and Danielle were soulmates, but the finale didn't stay long enough with them to get a confirmation on the sleeping arrangents once Alex went off to college.
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Feb 16, 2014
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Feb 15, 2014
Sheldon Cooper
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Feb 14, 2014
Felicity, on Arrow, needs a boyfriend so bad, it hurts watching her go around alone. Oliver was fool and went for someone else. Diggle is the ultimate lone ranger. I think it'll take another Bart visit for her to feel "valentined"
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Feb 14, 2014
Everyone on Agents of SHIELD...except Ward and May, obviously.
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Feb 14, 2014
While the discussion below about the appropriateness of this article is ridiculous, I think this particular comment is indeed over the line and violates Terms of Use.
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Feb 14, 2014
Agreed on both counts. We appreciate everyone's help flagging truly insulting comments in addition to spam.
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Feb 14, 2014
The best thing about this article is news that Hello Ladies will be given a special episode as an ending. Is this true or a VD joke? when is it airing?
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Feb 14, 2014
No date yet! We failed to mention that Hello Ladies will get a wrap-up special when we originally posted the cancellation news, but it's expected to be something along the lines of the Life's Too Short farewell special that aired last year.
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Feb 14, 2014
WHAT??? They're cancelling Hello Ladies??? This show spoke directly to my soul! How can they do this? Just the opening theme song alone warmed my heart and made me feel at peace with the world!
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Feb 14, 2014
Sadly, it's true. Here's our post on the cancellation. And here's some awesome analysis from Cory Barker on HBO's upcoming year of change.
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Feb 14, 2014
Roses are red, violets are violet, your love life’s as bad as an NBC pilot.
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Feb 14, 2014
Annie and Jeff should have sex once and for all.
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Feb 14, 2014
Ted Mosby !
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Feb 14, 2014
Sugar Bates - 'Banshee' - guy was a Heavyweight boxer who owns a bar that there is a never ending conga line of gorgeous women heading up the stairs to the apartment in back. One of these girls needs to forget about the Sheriff and stay for the Sugar.
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Feb 14, 2014
I think Job is the character in Banshee who truly needs to get laid soon!
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Feb 14, 2014
Raj, The Big Bang Theory. He's getting desperate XD
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Feb 14, 2014
Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory.
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Feb 14, 2014
He said last season he wouldn't be opposed to it, and with the big kiss last week, you think we're headed to a season finale of Shamy sexytimes? I dunno how I feel about that, actually. Kiss was good but almost weird, knowhatImsayin?
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Feb 14, 2014
Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother! (Come on already) Sydney Roberts, The Crazy Ones! (Too much stress)
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Feb 14, 2014
Hmmm, sad how some men think everything gets solved by having sex...
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Feb 14, 2014
Lol perfect comment to a slightly pointless article!
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Feb 14, 2014
I need to get laid with a woman. :P
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Feb 14, 2014
Can I volunteer to help Felicity with her... frustrations? I could literally be at her beck and call for the duration of my lifetime.
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Feb 14, 2014
Oh, you didn't see the queue forming to the left, did you? You'll probably want to hail a taxi to take you to the end of the line, lest you be called out for jumping the queue.
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Feb 14, 2014
Abby in NCIS. I don't think the poor girl has been laid since season 4!
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Feb 14, 2014
Hood off Banshee? This is a discussion of characters doing too much shaggin' right?
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Feb 14, 2014
Annie from community whoopdy do!
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Feb 14, 2014
Annie's Boobs!
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Feb 14, 2014
I think he gets enough action.

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Feb 14, 2014
Awww
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Feb 14, 2014
I thought Big Bang Theory Amy would make it into this list..
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Feb 14, 2014
for that matter, Sheldon could use it too.
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Feb 14, 2014
For some reason, Sheldon's big kissing scene makes me think that, when they do have sex, our TV sets would not be able to handle it.

And not because they are sexy, but because they are truly romantic to make love rather than just have sexytimes.
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Feb 14, 2014
not really. The characters here that needed to get laid are characters who are frustrated with their situation in the shows and getting laid will help ease the tension in a way.. Cant see that happening with Sheldon. His character so far hadnt seem to reach that note of desperation yet. Apart from Amy, the next in line in BBT should be Raj, followed by Stewart
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Feb 15, 2014
you are right about the situation when it comes to amy, and not sheldon, but sheldon could use it, just for different reasons. But as for the others on the show, Raj has gotten laid on the show, but Stewart is a definate for needing it.
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Feb 14, 2014
Because I'm very mature, I just wanted to point out there were 69 comments at the time of reading this article.
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Feb 14, 2014
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
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Feb 14, 2014
How about Mozzie! (White Collar)
The poor fecker hasn't had so much as a sideways glance from a potential suitor in 5 seasons!!
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Feb 14, 2014
He banged Lena Headey for a while.
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Feb 14, 2014
How about Raj and Stuart from TBBT? They could use a little somethin' somethin'!
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Feb 14, 2014
'until Oliver is ready to put an arrow in her quiver' - Bwahahahaha..... I don't know how to describe this. On other note Stiles should be here in this list.
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Feb 14, 2014
I wouldn't be too sure about Tywin :P
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Feb 14, 2014
Lucas Hood from Banshee, but only because every time he does the deed, I get to see a beautiful nude woman.
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Feb 14, 2014
Rust Cohle from True Detective.
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Feb 14, 2014
Finch from Person of Interest.
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Feb 14, 2014
He probably can't knowing his child The Machine would be watching.. ;)
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Feb 14, 2014
I feel like I need to defend Felicity's Honor here... She's a lady.
Carol's a crass murderer and I don't know about the other women on this list, but Felicity is just too sweet to talk about in that way. If Oliver is too busy chasing all of these other women, then Felicity doesn't need a love interest, lets give her some more character development, and have her learn some ninja moves or something.
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Feb 14, 2014
Oh Nancy Grace, you need to get laid... BIG TIME.

Also, yeah, Felicity Smoak does need to pound more than the keyboard, kinda sick of her all moony-eyed over Ollie when she's the "pretty ugly girl" who could get laid anywhere (as long as she wasn't talking too much... oh, that does explain it, then).
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Feb 14, 2014
Oh, I'm pretty sure she could talk all she wants and still knock em out of the park with most any nerd in the world.
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Feb 14, 2014
Put an arrow in her quiver. I can't tell you if it's the best or the worst metaphor ever created in the shooting history of mankind but I lol'ed so hard at that.. :D
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Feb 14, 2014
LOL at Tywin!
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Feb 14, 2014
Teresa Lisbon from the mentalist- but only because this way she'll ne less inclined to kill Jane when he pulls one of his schemes :)
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Feb 14, 2014
guys no more game of thrones spoilers please this sites comment section should not become youtube
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Feb 14, 2014
Just assume everyone is going to die, probably at the hands of someone more attractive and sinister and nothing will ever surprise you very much on any show.
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Feb 14, 2014
I know this list isn't serious but......How is Tywin the most desperately lonely man on a series where several people have pledged celibacy to a wall? And don't get me started on Theon Greyjoy.

Off-topic: while I was typing, McDonalds aired the "biting a McNugget is just as tasty and sanitary as chomping on a cold metal slab" ad again. How many are sick of that?
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Feb 14, 2014
Thumbs for the McDonalds ad annoyance. Plus, if the athletes ate that garbage, they would no longer be athletes!
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Feb 14, 2014
Its not THAT you eat at McDonalds, its WHAT you eat at McDonalds.
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Feb 14, 2014
Some of the comments about Tywin Lannister below are spoilers. I know that it's a small one, but all these minor spoilers add up. So pretty please, with sugar on top, stop posting spoilers.
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Feb 14, 2014
To the idiot below who's saying things like "blah-blah SPOILER this person": Do you seriously think that the word spoiler near the end of a spoiler sentence is an adequate spoiler warning?

If you need to talk about the books so badly, then go to a site that's ABOUT THE BOOKS. This is a TV site.
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Feb 14, 2014
Not really, the biggest spoiler is he has sex, pointing out that this might add up leads people to believe there is something more behind it..
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Feb 14, 2014
There were already comments that made it look like there's something more to it. I still don't know if there is, but it's likely that I will find out, if not here, then from some other comment to another article two weeks from now. People keep posting small spoilers, possibly thinking that their contribution is insignificant, but then other people give us other "insignificant" pieces of the puzzle, and soon we can see a picture.
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Feb 14, 2014
true I won't read another GOT article again
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Feb 14, 2014
Me too. I decided at the end of season 3 that I would stay away from the season 4 GoT reviews. It irritates me that I have to do this, because I would like to be able to discuss the episodes here. It irritates me even more that that this isn't enough.
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Feb 14, 2014
Don't know how you feel about clicking random links, but I'm just gonna leave this here. http://weknowmemes.com/2013/11/every-death-in-the-game-of-thrones/
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Feb 14, 2014
Theres almost no way to discuss anything GoT related without getting spoilers, since almost every single episode has some huge event or course of action that plays a massive part in the grander scheme of things. Hell, I just went on to Wikipedia to figure out who Iwon Rheon was playing (Ramsey Snow) and found out about 30 different deaths to come just in his few short paragraphs.
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Feb 14, 2014
Yes, it's annoying that when you try to look something up, you end up with spoilers. But this is not a reason why TV viewers shouldn't be allowed to discuss GoT like any other TV show at a site about TV shows.

By the way, the information that there's a shitload of deaths coming is a spoiler too.
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Feb 14, 2014
tywin for gods sake and also Ichabod and Katrina should have a husband wife moment that they haven't had in almost 300 FREAKING YEARS!!!
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Feb 14, 2014
Yeah, pretty sure if Katrina doesn't get back to him soon, poor Abbie is going to take a pounding from Ichabod in the bedroom that'll set race relations back 250 years. (yeah yeah, too soon, I know....)
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Feb 14, 2014
chucked @ Tywin
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Feb 14, 2014
Yeah,like to see Carol get some loving(hopefully not from a zombie)!
You also should have put Amy and Sheldon on the list.
Also,the Winchester brothers need some action,since they're in each others faces arguing about morality and ethics lately.These dudes need women,like now!
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Feb 14, 2014
OK.. first of all, Mr. Surette, I want you to understand that THIS topic and the vocabulary used in this article truly isn't appropriate for this site.

THIS SITE IS BEING USED BY EVERYONE INCLUDING KIDS YOU MORON!!!

Do you think you could somehow tone it down.

On a personal level, I'm 47 yrs old and have NO problems with any of this, but ANY CHILD can access this page and read your article. HAVE YOU NO COMMON SENSE???

Truly disconcerting and disappointing. If you are getting paid to do this, you should be getting a reprimand at the very least.

Sheesh.. At least a warning, it's not safe for kids, anything.. Who the heck do you think you are to just drop this type of article in a generic web site?

And more to the point, where are editors? Who are the people responsible to ensure the content of articles are safe for all to read? or to provide either censorship or some form of warnings.

And by the way, the warnings should be "BEFORE YOU ACCESS THE PAGE" and the headlines while in the main site, should be SAFE FOR ALL.

What do you have? An inappropriate link title to begin with.

Then, the introduction in the article conveys all kinds of sexual innuendos and terms.

Then a warning which by the time people read it (including the kids), it's too freaking late.

It's like going to the bathroom and taking a leak, and then flushing the toilet only that said toilet splashes everything in your face, then you turn around and there is a sign that says "be careful toilet will splash in your face".

Totally moronic.. And totally unprofessional. It is disgraceful that you can be so stupid and worse that whoever/if anyone has any oversight on this would have let you post this article without due considerations.

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Feb 14, 2014
Seriously? For sure this article is not particularly subtle or refined... But this is clearly not a site for children since the shows covered include lots of violence and sex esp. cable shows.
Also, insults like 'moron' do not make an argument better, quite the opposite.
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Feb 14, 2014
Hi there, it's your friendly TV.com editor here! I heard you were asking about me...

I've read your comments, and I'm very sorry you're upset with the content of this story. It's intended merely to entertain, certainly not to the strip world's children of their innocence!

However, I'll have to ask that you please refrain from calling people morons simply because you disagree with what they say. You don't have to like what we (or any of your fellow commenters) post, but that doesn't mean you can't be civil in your protest of it.

Our editorial content is not aimed at children, and never has been. Of course, it's not necessarily unsafe for them, either, but given that we are covering television, a medium that sometimes involves way more graphic content than what Tim's written about here, it's up to you as a parent to decide how/when to let your kid(s) consume it. We all know the internet can be a terrifying place, and in a world where The Huffington Post—which, who knows, might also fall within your personal definition of a "generic" website—maintains a page expressly dedicated to "sideboob" (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/sideboob/), it's asking a bit too much to demand that, as an editor, I "ensure the content of articles are safe for all to read."

And since you brought up our Terms of Use, please note that it's a document that, by definition, governs users. What's more, the headline of this post is not profane, nor is it inappropriate in that it tells readers exactly what they're about to click on: a list of fictional people who might benefit from a little lovin'. Anyone who is offended by that concept has the choice to not read the story. Which brings me back to the part where, as a parent, you have to take some responsibility for what your offspring does online: If you're offended by the idea of your child stumbling onto a list of fictional people who might benefit from a little lovin', it's up to you to do your best to prevent it from happening, on our site or any other.

You are welcome to PM me at TVcom_editorial if you'd like to further discuss this matter!

Thanks,
Jen Trolio, TV.com Managing Editor

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Feb 14, 2014
well said!
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Feb 14, 2014
Jen, I have never been more proud of you than I am at this moment. All the loves.
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Feb 14, 2014
your worried about this site when people can find several free porn sites. I think you need to figure out your priorities. Also try watching even 8pm tv on broadcast channels, or even children's cartoons, they are filled with inuendo that most children do not see or understand but any adult gets.
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Feb 14, 2014
You could have at least been a sport about it and listed the addresses for these free sites, I mean, purely for comparative research purposes, you know.
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Feb 14, 2014
i didn't want his 6 yr old to find the sites, since she seems be more active on the internet than her father.
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Feb 14, 2014
You have repeatedly (and incorrectly) cited their terms of use. This is a list of rules and regulations for us, the visitors to the website. It is not there to govern the employees of the website. Once again, this site is NOT geared towards children, so it is completely unreasonable and utterly ridiculous that you expect them to keep everything PG rated. The burden lies with you as a parent allowing your children onto this website. This is hardly the only article on here with adult-oriented themes and humor. If you think it's inappropriate for them, don't let them on here. Do NOT go flying off the handle and demanding that the website change just because your kids had questions about sex.
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Feb 14, 2014
Then try being a parent and keep your f--ing brats off the internet. I couldn't give a crap if anyone's kids reads this. There's something called "internet porn" which I'm sure they're very familiar with. Your kids are your problem, don't try to make them everyone else's.
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Feb 16, 2014
Tell me more of this "internet porn" you speak of....
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Feb 14, 2014
Hey now, @houbou is busy sticking their nose up at people and leaving posts filled with moral indignation! They don't have time to actually be a parent! That's too much to juggle....something's gotta give.
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Feb 14, 2014
My guess is they don't have children at all, and they are just being a busybody putting their noses into other people's business... sounds sexy, but it's not, it's puritanical dictatorship by proxy.
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Feb 14, 2014
Wait, are you trolling us?
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Feb 14, 2014
no, this is www.tv.com.. it's for everybody.. you do have to be careful, especially on the home page..
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Feb 14, 2014
There is nothing in the terms of use on this site that fits your claim, the acceptable use is about user-generated content, not editorial content. None of your rights have been infringed, nobody has harassed or abused you via the editorial content of this site, nothing illegal has been transmitted to you. You are living in a fantasy land if you think otherwise.
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Feb 14, 2014
it is most definitely not for everybody. not in content of the articles nor of the shows they cover.
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Feb 16, 2014
or the spelling...
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Feb 14, 2014
They don't follow their own terms of use

Go read 'terms of use' the link at bottom of this site's page (everypage will have it), once you are in the 'terms of use' page, look from the left side menu the "acceptable use" link and read it.
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Feb 14, 2014
Parents should be the ones deciding what content their children see, NOT EVERYBODY ELSE.

This is a commercial website, it does not cater to children specifically, it has no responsibility to conform to your or anybody's moral compass who isn't on the editorial staff. The world doesn't need to be babyproofed to any one person's specifications just because someone's kids might wander off and engage with the world.

Here's the warning: the world is a dirty, dangerous place full of strangers who don't all have good intent and might say shocking things on the internet. That's how it is, stick that 'warning' in front of the eyes of anybody who is out there using the web unchecked.

Who the hell might be surprised by crass material from an article about characters that "need to get laid" anyway? That's the warning to prudes right there; and if kids understand the content of the site, then they already were exposed prior to the ideas - there are no images or explanations of of sexuality of any graphic kind here.
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Feb 14, 2014
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Feb 14, 2014
Sorry I disagree, that's NOT a warning.. it's a link.. and kids can click it and read the content.. it can easily be avoided.. but no effort was done.
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Feb 14, 2014
This is the internet, it is an open communications medium available to any and everybody. The world cannot be sanitized to fit your viewpoint, CNN has more graphic content every day than this. Any parent who lets their child onto the internet unsupervised is basically dropping their child off downtown and telling them to have fun.
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Feb 14, 2014
Do you think kids are sitting there with there parents to point them to everything they are and arent allowed to look at? No.

First of all this is not a website for children and i doubt children are interested in reading reviews, they just wanna see the damn tv show.

Secondly, if any kid wants to see something inappropriate they would not need to go to TV.com to do so, they have google at there disposal.
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Feb 14, 2014
If this isn't a site for children, it should be explicitly told, but my kid checks her shows and she's 6 yrs old.. she's the one who showed me the link..
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Feb 14, 2014
your 6 yr old daughter showed you this link? there something wrong this guy
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Feb 16, 2014
or she is the coolest 6 year old EVER!
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Feb 14, 2014
and forgive me for my english
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Feb 14, 2014
"Truly disconcerting and disappointing."
"Totally moronic.. "
"It is disgraceful that you can be so stupid"

I'm thinking all of these things about your post. Lighten up. This article isn't going to damage any kids.
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Feb 14, 2014
My 6 yrs old is the one who showed me the link.. I'm a parent and i'm ticked off. Somewhere along the way, there is humor for adults and there is humor for kids.. This site is for everybody, unless someone says otherwise.. you enter this site with NO warnings.
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Feb 14, 2014
This site covers TV. If you have at any time limited your child's access to TV, then you should be smart enough to know you might need to limit your child's access to a site that discusses TV. There are plenty of warnings; you've just ignored them and decided it's someone else's responsibility to guard your child.
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Feb 14, 2014
Tywin does get some this season, assuming they stay close to the book. Although I don't know that they will in this case, the character he bones is a bit different in the show, they seem to be trying to make her more likable and developing the relationship with her current suitor so that would be a big punch in the gut to any fan of hers when everything goes down.
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Feb 14, 2014
That was my concern as well but that characters scene in the finale kinda made me forget about that and i now believe they will follow that storyline faithfully.. the one im really worried about is **SPOILER** Ygritte, the actress has begged not to kill her off, and they have also made her more likeable..

However if they didnt follow tywins story with you know who properly, that would seriously ruin another certain characters storyline next season, and it just wouldnt work anymore **SPOILER** how can Tyrion go looking for Tysha with his whore by his side? LOL
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Feb 14, 2014
**SPOILER** Maybe Tywin or Cersei will have her killed because she won't testify against Tyrion or something, that way she would be out of the picture but her final act wouldn't be one of betrayal, if Tywin did it that would give Tyrion more reason to kill him. But then he wouldn't be as interested in Tysha, when your girlfriend scorns you sometimes you immediately want to back together with one of my other girlfriends but not when your girlfriend is tragically killed. I don't know, I trust the writers. Ygritte is really what breaks my heart, I don't have any doubt they'll go through with killing her, they couldn't just keep her around (although that would be a huge diversion from the book I wouldn't mind, I love Ygritte) because then she would presumably still be involved with Jon and if he kept a women then he couldn't be a man of the Night's Watch let along the Lord Commander. I think they'll go through with killing Ygritte, and I think it will make me cry. IF they do keep her around she could take the part of Val, she's important if you ask me and there's no word on her casting or any photos or footage of her so it's conceivable they could keep Ygritte around and writer her into Val's parts. But she and Jon still love one another so would they keep on in secret? I don't see that working, Jon's not really the type to do such a thing and I can't see Ygritte being happy being kept a secret. I don't know what's going to happen, all I know if it's going to make me really sad and I'm super excited for it.
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Feb 14, 2014
Me too! April 6th cant come any faster.

**SPOILERS**
Also, dont forget; in S3E7 Tyrion gave Shae a nice golden chain.
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Feb 14, 2014
And Brienne of Tarth (Game of Thrones)

Renly teased that poor girl for a lifetime, it's time for someone to do something!
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Feb 14, 2014
How about Jaime?
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Feb 14, 2014
He needs to get over his not-so-irrational jealousy over Renly first, but Jaime is the strongest candidate we have in Westeros.


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Feb 15, 2014
He also really needs to get over Cercei... Brienne's clearly a much healthier choice.
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Feb 15, 2014
Its the romantic choice, which is what Jaime has always wanted: someone that dares to say "I love you" in public, no matter how embarrasing, impractical or wrong it may be.

Brienne is that woman, sadly for him, she has only done so for Renly...and Jaime is a long way to win the privilege.
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Feb 14, 2014
LOL about Tywin being on this list, he will have his fix this season believe me.
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Feb 14, 2014
Was just about to post the same comment, haha
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Feb 14, 2014
I agree Felicity needs some loving, but come on, as long as she has a ponytail, wears glasses, is a geek, and says inappropriate things, she's officially UGLY in the limited mind of TV characters. So I think she needs a makeover pronto. And if she wants to get Oliver, she'll need to develop some fighting skills, learn to use some cool and exotic weapon, and reveal some unexpected and dark emotionally-crippling secret, as well as perhaps learn a few smartass one-liners to say when offing a villain. But, by the way, to me she's perfect the way she is.
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Feb 14, 2014
I only agree with you on the 'by the way, to me she's perfect the way she is'..
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Feb 14, 2014
So you don't agree other characters may find her ugly because of the ponytail and glasses? But that's classic TV ugliness. I suggest you watch "Not Another Teen Movie." Besides, all women Oliver has dated after the Island has been a fighter who use exotic weapons and has a dark and disturbing past.
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Feb 14, 2014
I just wanted to point out I find her prefect in the way she is now, but obviously did not take enough into account what the rest of the comment says. Let me enhance on that.

I do agree with you that on tv-land the ugly girl often has a ponytail and glasses. 'Ugly Betty' is the best example. You can see there's a beautiful girl below the make-down and to be honest, I can't bare to see it.

Until now I cannot remember her being positioned as an ugly girl in the series, nobody called her ugly or said anything on her appearance yet. As a geek: yes. Barry finds her attractive.

You are completely right that Olivier seems to be attracted to the women you describe. He'll probably continue to do so.
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Feb 14, 2014
Well said. In fact, Felicity has even appeared all dressed up for a casino scene once and was smashing, and I think even Oliver noticed it. But I'd say in TV's alternate universe Felicity with her ponytail, glasses, geekness and inappropriateness would be considered plain instead of really ugly. Barry was an insecure geek, not exactly the Alpha male type, so he would go for plain. But I believe that may change with his transformation into The Flash.
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Feb 14, 2014
"so we recommend that Felicity take her talents to another man until Oliver is ready to put an arrow in her quiver!"

Volunteers?
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Feb 14, 2014
I volunteered like a year ago! and am ready for any kind of sport .eg. sword in the sheath axe in its whatever etc etc if arrow in her quiver is not her thing! ;)

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Feb 14, 2014
I'd add Nadia Petrova to the list and Amy Farah Fowler.
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Feb 14, 2014
I'd agree with Amy if it meant she stopped being such a creep afterward. But I doubt it. Also, I'd feel immensely sorry for whomever had to "do the honours".
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Feb 14, 2014
Amy for sure...lol!
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