What to watch on Monday, April 18.
I look uncannily like Lindsay Lohan.
Well, happy Tax Day, everyone. Either you're patting yourself on the back, rushing to meet a deadline, or getting mentally prepared for a jail term, but at least we're all in this together, am I right? Taxes and Mondays just go so well together! It's okay if your pocketbook is wounded today, let the television be your salve:
8pm, CW
90210
Tonight, one of television's least-essential yet most weirdly entertaining teen soaps returns from hiatus and the gang will get into a whole mess of trouble on a Mexican spring break vacation. In case you are interested in such things, Trevor Donovan will kiss Alan Ritchson. (Whatever you do, DO NOT Google image search either of these people, it's just asking for trouble!)
8pm, Fox
House
Tonight Thirteen officially steps foot back in the hospital just as Masters considers leaving it, plus the gang treats a 16-year-old girl who collapses before her around-the-world sailing trip gets... sailing? Tune in for better metaphors, hopefully.
8pm, CBS
How I Met Your Mother
John Lithgow returns as Barney's Dad, whom Barney will attempt to impress by asking his friends to lie so his life sounds more impressive. Oh jeez, that is just BEGGING for misunderstandings.
9pm, Syfy
Stargate Universe
The countdown to the series finale continues as tonight the Destiny comes under attack from drones while recharging in a star. And in their escape, the crew members will accidentally stumble upon an abandoned city... of Cylons! Just kidding. I wish. As does Syfy.
10pm, CBS
Hawaii Five-0
Oh dear. Well, in tonight's episode, somebody named "Sean Combs" guest-stars as an undercover NYPD detective bent on revenge against a local crime lord. Here's hoping he'll craft a lackluster rap single by sampling the entirety of the Hawaii Five-0 theme song?
10pm, NBC
Law & Order: Los Angeles
When a city bookkeeper is found dead in a driver-less car following a high-speed chase, investigators suspect the victim's jealous boyfriend may be involved. Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't jump to conclusions, guys.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Adventure Time, 8 p.m., Cartoon Network
Antiques Roadshow, 8 p.m., PBS
Chuck, 8 p.m., NBC
Dancing With the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
Intervention In-Depth: Heroin Highway, SPECIAL, 8 p.m., A&E;
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
Mad Love, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, 9 p.m., Travel Channel
Bad Girls Club, 9 p.m., Oxygen Gossip Girl, 9 p.m., CW
Make It or Break It, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Quints by Surprise: Turning 2, 9 p.m., TLC
Relapse, 9 p.m., A&E;
The Chicago Code, 9 p.m., Fox
The Event, 9 p.m., NBC
William & Kate, SPECIAL, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Cougar Town, 9:30 p.m., ABC
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
20/20, 10 p.m., ABC
Bethenny Ever After, 10 p.m., Bravo
Kate Plus 8, 10 p.m.,
TLC
My Teen's a Nightmare: I'm Moving Out, 10 p.m., Discovery Fit & Health
Nurse Jackie, 10 p.m., Showtime
Paranormal State, 10 & 10:30 p.m., Syfy
Pawn Stars, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History Channel
The Hard Times of RJ Berger, 10 p.m., MTV
United States of Tara, 10:30 p.m.,
Showtime
Wedding Wars, 11 p.m., VH1
WWE Tough Enough, 11 p.m., USA
LATE-NITE PICKS:
Tina Fey on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:52 a.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?
You forgot Gossip Girl!
Five-0 and The Event
House, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, Mad Love, Hawaii Five-0 and The Event.
House, Chicago Code, 90210, Make it or Break it, Chuck, the event
Hawaii Five-O
house, hawaii five o, chuck, the chicago code, the event
Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O, The Chicago Code, The Event, L&O LA
Stargate Universe,Hawaii Five-0, and The Event (:
yes, don't forget about CHUCK.... lol chuck is the best show on TV, Hands down!
Hawaii Five-0, The Ev3nt, 90210, Mike & Molly.
House, HIMYM, SGU and Hawaii Five-0
Just The Chicago Code for me. Some of you watch over 10 shows on Monday? Holy hell.
Nurse Jackie, United States of Tara, Cougar Town, Mike and Molly, 90210, Hard Times of RJ Berger, Hawaii FIve O, How I Met Your Mother, Mad Love, Braves vs. Dodgers, Chicago Code, Secert Life of the American Teenager, Kate plus 8, and Dancing with the Stars and Gossip Girl. Im glad i have two DVR's! I forgot the Event also.
90210 and GG!!
House, Chuck, Cougartown (welcome back!!), The Chicago Code, and Hawaii 5-0. Pretty Busy Monday for me!
Chuck, Stargate Universe, Hawaii Five-O, House & The Event
90210, Gossip Girl, Make it or Break it. William & Kate ONDemand or online tommorow.
HIMYM, Cougar Town
Chuck, 5-O, HIMYM, Nurse Jackie, Secret Life and Gossip Girl for a laugh!
DWTS, 5-0, the Event...maybe Gossip Girl, kinda over that show though
Why does this go to comments now, and not to the "Tonights Picks" ????
The Event and Stargate Universe.
Oh man... I'm going to be busy tonight. HIMYM, Secret Life, Make It Or Break It, Hawaii Five-0. I want to watch William & Kate, but I may have to wait for another day.
Chuck, The Chicago Code, Hawaii Five-0, and LLS w/ Craig Ferguson.
how i met your mother, gossip girl, and new hawaii five 0!!!!
Chuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
90210,House,How I Met Your Mother,Hawaii Five-0,The Event,Mike & Molly
90210,House,How I Met Your Mother,Stargate Universe,Hawaii Five-0,Mad Love, The Chicago Code, The Event, Cougar Town, Mike & Molly, United States of Tara,
Chuck, HIMYM & Hawaii Five-0
Chuck, House, The Event, and Stargate Universe.
House!
House and Mike & Molly.
90210, House How I met your mother, Make it or break it and the secret life... Monday nights are busy nights and give material for all week!
"House" and "Chuck"...I know, I know, BOTH are on at 8pm PST, but that why I have a TV tuner card in my PC, a VHS deck with a tuner and a TV with Picture-In-Picture.
HIMYM, Mad Love and 90210.
HIMYM
Hawaii Five-0 and Castle (if it's on)
I googled them, i wish i hadn't
Chuck.
Chuck, The Event, Castle (if it's on), Hawaii Five-0 (online), Stargate Universe, etc...
Gossip Girl
House, How I Met Your Mother.
Mondays are back to being busy eh? The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Chuck, The Event, The Chicago Code, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-0 The Hard Times of RJ Berger, United States of Tara
90210 (I GOOGLED! And OMG!!), House, HIMYM, Chuck, Secret Life, Mad Love, The Event, Cougar Town, Mike & Molly, Nurse Jackie, United States of Tara and Hard Times of RJ Berger. BUSY NIGHT!!