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America's Got Cable: HLN vs. CNBC


Welcome to another brutal week of America's Got Cable: The Search for the Nation's Finest Basic Cable Channel!

OLD BUSINESS: Whoops, nobody cares about television for women! Well, eighteen of you do, I guess, but last week's matchup between Oxygen and OWN had the lowest commenter turnout yet. Still, though, the overwhelming majority voted for...


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That seems about right. Neither of these channels features anything worth getting passionate about, plus a lot of people just plain don't like Oprah. Y'all left some funny explanations though... These two summed things up nicely:

DresserBoys: Oxygen for the Buffy reruns.... *coughs* I mean neither. Why are you asking me? I'm a guy.

whatupwiththat: I have to say OWN, if only out of fear of an Oprah attack.

Thanks for voting, and especially thank you for your awesome explanations. Keep 'em coming!


NEW BUSINESS: This week's battle will mostly involve information being screamed at ear-shattering volumes!


HLN

Background: Back in the early 1980s, media mogul Ted Turner busily hatched new cable channels, not unlike the queen in Aliens. One of them, CNN2, first appeared in 1982 to capitalize on the success of CNN, but was renamed CNN Headline News only a year later. Its biggest selling point was that it offered a complete roundup of news every half hour for viewers on the go. CNN Headline News pioneered the idea of the constant news feed at the bottom of the screen, and later became known for its excessively cluttered chyrons and informational programming geared mostly toward people in waiting rooms and airport lounges. In recent years, the channel rechristened itself to HLN and refocused its primetime schedule on talking-head punditry by the likes of Nancy Grace, Jane Velez-Mitchell and Joy Behar.

Original Programming:HLN continues airing news in 30-minute cycles from 6am to 5pm (intermittently refreshed throughout the day), and then its personality-based shows kick in until 11pm or so. In addition to Nancy Grace, The Joy Behar Show, and Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell (whose hair and makeup alone deserve an Ironic Emmy), HLN now boasts a nightly show hosted by former Loveline host Dr. Drew Pinsky.

Reruns HLN mostly reruns its own content, but for a time it used to rerun CNN shows like Larry King Live, as well as selected documentary specials.

Why It's The Best:Say what you will about Nancy Grace or Jane Velez-Mitchell, but they pursue (okay, muckrake) stories that many others won't, and they are also endlessly, unintentionally hilarious.

Why It's The Worst: As one of our oldest cable channels, it's almost a little sad how HLN traded its initial purpose (a terrific one, too) to join the more lucrative market of highly biased, sensationalistic punditry like all the rest of the cable news networks. Sometimes you just want the facts, you know?


CNBC

Background First a fun fact: CNBC does not stand for Cable NBC (as I always believed it did). Nope, CNBC actually stands for Consumer News and Business Channel and it's merely owned and operated by NBC (National Broadcasting Company). Got that? The letters "NBC" mean different things. That same peacock appears in both logos, but that's just corporate synergy. Anyway! CNBC originally launched around 1980 as the Satellite Program Network, which, like many cable channels of the era, mostly aired old movies, reruns, and cut-rate entertainment programs. But NBC eventually bought SPN in 1989 and rebranded it CNBC before merging it with another cable acquisition, the Financial News Network. Today CNBC is considered the foremost information outlet for financial news.

Original Programming: Much like Headline News, CNBC tends to divide its schedule according to business hours and primetime. During the day, it airs a nonstop barrage of financial news shows that all boast a similarly dizzying array of tickers and onscreen graphics. The more recognizable financial news personalities include Lawrence Kudlow, Maria Bartiromo, and the very shouty Jim Cramer. But in the evening and on weekends, CNBC mellows out with some NBC network reruns and its impressive array of original series like American Greed, 'Til Debt Do Us Part, The Facebook Obsession, and the gloriously titled How Much Is Your Dead Body Worth? My absolute personal favorite, however, is Saturday night's Suze Orman Show—this woman is like a perfect hybrid of Mother Theresa, Ayn Rand, and Jerri Blank. Riveting television.

Reruns: The aforementioned NBC reruns have included things like The Apprentice, Deal or No Deal, and—for one amazing era—Late Night with Conan O'Brien. The current lineup also includes America's Next Great Restaurant and, weirdly enough, CBS's 60 Minutes.

Why It's The Best: For subject matter as dry and/or stressful as financial news, CNBC has figured out a way to pack its schedule with entertaining television.

Why It's The Worst: Sometimes I just want to watch something trashy while I eat a sandwich, you know? CNBC is for grownups!


Official TV.com Verdict:

All right, I might spend all of my money on blue candy, but CNBC actually makes me want to be responsible with it. I'm going with CNBC.

But now it's your turn! COMMENT BELOW and tell us your verdict: HLN or CNBC? And make your case! What do you love or hate about each channel?


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CNBC!!!!
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nbc
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CNBC, not even close. HLN is a waste of electricity to even bother broadcasting.
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I choose HLN because unintentional as it may be, its comedy value is much MUCH higher than CNBC. Also, Jane Velez-Mitchell's mullet FTW!
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HLNs only strength is that it provides viewers a quick, 30 minute presentation of the days most important news. Unfortunately for anyone with a brain, their interpretation of what important news is falls short of anything relevant and, instead, consists of mainly celebrity-centric coverage and drama-bloated court cases that are only appealing because of their soap operaness. They make up news, cant I make up words?



CNBC isnt much better, however, they do provide relevant coverage of financial news, and their other programming isnt as atrocious as HLNs.



All in all, this is like watching a race between a dead horse and one with four broken legs. HLN is collecting flies. CNBC is still breathing, although some of the breathes are quite shallow. I love TV Wars!



(P.S. My apostrophe key in inoperable, forgive me.)
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CNBC encouraging people to be responsible with their money.
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When I have more time on my hands, CNBC is great. But in the morning, eating breakfast, getting ready, etc., HLN is perfect for a quick briefing of the news.
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HLN, because it does what it says, headline news, on the half hours. I get a shot to watch a little bit of news while rushing around in the middle of the day, knowing that it's at least marginally important stuff (usually). CNBC is too financially based for me. I do my finance research on my own, show me the news.
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HLN, just because in the morning I watch Robin Meade.
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CNBC. Just because when I was channel surfing, I landed on Nancy Grace, and my TV exploded. You owe me $250, Nancy Grace.
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CNBC because its logo is more colorful. That's really the only way I can choose based on the fact that I don't watch either channel.
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In a battle of pundit vs. pundit, I side with.....

CNBC, if only because they don't focus on celebrities all the time. I'm also too young to enjoy either of these channels.
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Neither- seriously don't care about either one (need my procedural crime shows), but if I had to pick, it'd be CNBC.
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CNBC - because I like some of the documentaries that air in the evenings. HLN used to be my favorite network back when it was "Headline News" and they covered actual news. It has gone VERY downhill since they hired Nancy Grace and it's a now a 24-hour tabloid channel. **rolleyes**
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CNBC
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CNBC i wish there shows were on demand
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CNBC I don't watch either channel, so I picked the lesser of two evil of the channels. FOX NEWS ROCKS!!!!
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Ugh, neither. While on vacation in Washington state, the hotel had nothing on in their lobby except HLN.......*ALL THE TIME*. Some of the stories they broadcast are informative, but most of the time they blow things out of proportion. Add to that that Nancy Grace and "Dr. Drew" are on that network and you have the perfect recipe for me to never watch that network. I suppose by default that means I must choose CNBC. But, seriously, if I want to watch news I'll stick with the network news channels. CNN will do in a pinch.
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I've never watched either but if I were going to I'd go with CNBC... They seem to have more variety.
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