News from Lily Sparks

WE SEE U, OUAT!

Once Upon a Time Post-season Debrief: Can Y'all Make Any Sense of These 12 (!) Dropped Storylines?

Since this is going to be on my mind all summer anyway, please join me in nitpicking to our heart’s content the many dropped storylines and abandoned story devices OUAT has left to dangle in the wind.

By Lily Sparks, 20 hours ago

WERE YOU SURPRISED BY THE BIG REVEAL?

Elementary Season 1 Finale Review: "Menage a Trois With Moriarty"

Together, "The Woman" and "Heroine" basically served as a standalone movie.

By Lily Sparks, May 17, 2013

FINALE! (PRONOUNCED FINALLY)

Revenge Season 2 Finale Review: The Dark Lowlights Rises

I had a lot of feelings about "Truth." A lot of weird gray feelings.

By Lily Sparks, May 13, 2013

THAT’S ALL IT TOOK?!

Once Upon a Time Season 2 Finale Review: Straight on 'Til Season 3

Were you entertained? Intrigued? Are you angry that the next episode is so far away, or will it give you time to recover OR are you swearing this show off for good? Let’s discuss.

By Lily Sparks, May 13, 2013

MISSED Y'ALL!

True Blood Season 6 in Pictures: Let's Analyze All 22 of These First-Look Photos!

How will True Blood fare without Alan Ball? Will we spend another season in the Authority's underground parking structure of an HQ? Let's try to glean some answers, shall we?

By Lily Sparks, May 10, 2013

WE WERE RIGHT!!!

Elementary "Risk Management" Review: Set Up for a Punch

All in all, a slightly interesting case of the week. But I'm excited for next week, and that’s the main point of an episode before a finale, isn’t it?

By Lily Sparks, May 10, 2013

WHAT. IS. HAPPENING?

Once Upon a Time "Second Star to the Right" Review: The Diamond Goes Pear-shaped

It occurred to me to just enter “F-ck You OUAT” 600 times as the review for this, but to be fair, “Second Star to the Right” was entertaining.

By Lily Sparks, May 06, 2013

WHERE U AT, NATALIE DORMER?

Elementary "A Landmark Story" Review: Come on, Irene!

By Lily Sparks, May 03, 2013

SO MUCH WTF

Once Upon a Time "The Evil Queen" Review: This Show Just Keeps Bagging on Regina/the Evil Queen

What was with all the never-heard-of-them-before devices that popped up this episode?! I don’t even have time to get angry at what everybody was wearing, that's how jacked the plot was.

By Lily Sparks, Apr 29, 2013

HAPPY SOBERVERSARY, SHERLOCK!

Elementary "Dead Man's Switch" Review: Risky Business (Blackmail, That Is)

All considered, this was a solid episode with some nice emotional speeches for the featured extras, a great moment for JLM, and another nice little vignette where he tried to get his sponsor to climb into the back of the…

By Lily Sparks, Apr 26, 2013