Wow, just in general. While "Protect the Coven" DID see a little bit of actual coven protection, it was really more about the coven falling apart! (sadface emoji)
America's new favorite vampire family returned to our screens with "The Casket Girls"! It wasn't the most forward-moving episode, but it did have tons of simple pleasures.
"More Bad Than Good" was More Setup Than Payoff but at least it introduced a foxy (er, coyote-y) new character in The Secret Circle's Shelley Hennig!
This year's Golden Globes were as sloppy, awkward, and hilarious as you'd expect. They were perfect basically.
Stevie Nicks has haunted this season from the get-go. This week she was an actual character! This episode was tremendous.
Teen Wolf is BACK and "Anchors" was an artful, inspired return to form. The weirdest form.
2013 brought us many excellent TV series, but it also struck down many of our favorites. Let's take a moment to honor the fallen.
A break-up! A chest-stabbing! A cardiac arrest! It was a particularly bad week for the human heart on TVD
Things really started to come to a head in "Head"!
Flashbacks to the 1950s! Eyeball violence! Italian prison hunks! A surprise hookup! The Cell" was a tremendously entertaining episode.
The Ryan Murphy-penned "The Sacred Taking" was not only a return to our regular schedules, it was a return to the delirious, genius heights we've come to expect from this nü-classic.
The most shocking twist of "Reigning Pain in New Orleans" was just how fully formed this show has become. FINALLY.
This week on The Originals: Klaus beat everybody up! Also Elijah zapped fancy movies into Hayley's brain. Typical New Orleans stuff.
Bonnie got a haircut! Stefan broke a shot glass! Jeremy lost his shirt! All that, plus a new Big Bad situation made this a (MOSTLY) terrific episode.
Oh hello, zombie three-way. This week's episode of American Horror Story: Coven was highly sexy and very disgusting!