This week's episode saw a return to the exposition-heavy campfire tale format. But it mostly worked this time! Mostly.
Stefan forgot everything! Bonnie came out of the closet! Jeremy did push-ups! "For Whom the Bell Tolls" was also a good episode for anybody nostalgic for 2009.
Incest! Bestiality! Fish-eye lenses! This was one of the most deranged episodes of American Horror Story to date.
Primordial witches! Ancient Greece! Doppelganger madness! "Original Sin" was very informative.
"Boy Parts" was an hour of straight-up JOY.
Whoops, The Originals is starting to make me mad.
Shocking news: Elena attended a class! Also Silas harmed at least THREE hunks and Katherine caught a cold! Plus: A sexy teacher finally.
Ryan Murphy's most brilliant nightmare machine revved up again this week and it was even more gloriously insane than we'd hoped.
Rebekah! Slavery! Werewolf abortion! Just another day in the Big Easy, y'all.
The vampires went to college while an evil wizard back home bossed everyone around!
We're still not positive this is the show fans wanted, but it's hard to deny how much of it just WORKS.
The Emmys have struck again! Who won? (Many!) Who died? (Most!) How did Neil Patrick Harris do? (Fine!) Here are the rest of the highlights.
TV's best joyride of 2013 came to a smashing conclusion in Teen Wolf's finest hour to date.
Despite that dastardly "To Be Continued" teaser, "Alpha Pact" was one rip-roaring, emotionally charged hour of television.