Things really started to come to a head in "Head"!
Flashbacks to the 1950s! Eyeball violence! Italian prison hunks! A surprise hookup! The Cell" was a tremendously entertaining episode.
The Ryan Murphy-penned "The Sacred Taking" was not only a return to our regular schedules, it was a return to the delirious, genius heights we've come to expect from this nü-classic.
The most shocking twist of "Reigning Pain in New Orleans" was just how fully formed this show has become. FINALLY.
This week on The Originals: Klaus beat everybody up! Also Elijah zapped fancy movies into Hayley's brain. Typical New Orleans stuff.
Bonnie got a haircut! Stefan broke a shot glass! Jeremy lost his shirt! All that, plus a new Big Bad situation made this a (MOSTLY) terrific episode.
Oh hello, zombie three-way. This week's episode of American Horror Story: Coven was highly sexy and very disgusting!
Jeremy made a sandwich and also multiple people from ancient times tried to commit suicide with varying levels of success!
The Axeman cameth! He was not very nice. Also a character came back to life and another character ran around naked and destroyed stereo equipment. Just another day in New Orleans.
Just in time to validate its full-season pickup, The Originals is officially GOOD now.