Plus: Felicity Huffman books a drama pilot at ABC, Orphan Black is on Amazon, and John Corbett is joining Denis Leary at FX.
Still no word on Dads, though. Darn.
Plus: Rectify has a Season 2 premiere date, E! orders a scripted series starring Elizabeth Hurley, and HBO is throwing Deadwood a 10th birthday party.
What does it all mean?
The alleged e-mail announcing his return is fake, because the internet.
Denis Leary's new comedy on USA: Is it a good fit?
Plus: Patricia Arquette will leading CSI's cyber crimes spin-off, AMC's Halt & Catch Fire has a premiere date, and Lindsay Lohan's gonna be a Broke Girl.