Bachelor Pad, Adventure Time, and the Teen Choice Awards

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Season Premiere, 8 p.m., ABC

Bachelor Pad

What happens when a group of horny reality rejects get together and live in the same house? We feel guilty about watching, that's what happens. Go ahead and check out the series premiere of the latest spinoff of the dating show franchise, just don't tell anyone you did.

8 p.m., Fox

The 2010 Teen Choice Awards

Twilight, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Glee. Screaming. Yelling. Awards. Twilight, Twilight, Twilight.

9 p.m., BBC America

Top Gear

Jeremy does some off-roading in a Land Rover Discovery and Richard checks out the Rinspeed factory in Switzerland. Then some actress drives around the test track in a sensible car and the hosts make fun of her.

8 p.m., Cartoon Network

Adventure Time with Finn & Jake

Finn and Jake help an ogre with his problems. Jake gets bitten by the Lumpy Space Princess and needs a cure. You smoke pot and giggle like a schoolgirl.

9 p.m., Comedy Central

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It may be a repeat, but this is my personal favorite episode of this edgy comedy. Upon discovering that high schoolers are using fake IDs to drink at Paddy's, the gang decides to roll with it and let the kids spend their money. It all ends with Charlie dancing by himself to "Forever Young" at the prom.

12:35 a.m., NBC

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy's got Jason Bateman and cool Portland band Menomena.

Also on the airwaves...
How I Met Your Mother, 8 p.m., CBS
America's Got Talent, 8 p.m., NBC
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
Rules of Engagement, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m., CBS
Last Comic Standing, 9 p.m., NBC
Intervention, 9 p.m., A&E;
CSi: Miami, 10 p.m., CBS
The Real Housewives of New Jersey, 10 p.m., BRAVO
The Real L Word, 10 p.m., SHO
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (with guest Howie Mandel), 11:30 p.m., NBC

What are you watching tonight?

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