Have you met Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris)? He's the resident ladies' man on How I Met Your Mother—and his pick-up lines will knock your socks off. Not to mention your pants. In light of this morning's news that, come March, Jennifer Lopez will appear on the show as a self-help author who tries to put an end to Barney's womanizing ways, we've collected a few of his most legendary come-ons. What up!
5. The Airport Pickup
Barney brings Ted (Josh Radnor) along to pick up women from at the airport.
4. The Ted Mosby
Barney takes advantage of Ted's most depressing moment.
3. The Lorenzo Van Matterhorn
Barney consults his imfamous playbook.
2. The Scuba Diver
Barney references the playbook, again.
1. The Fell from Heaven
Barney pulls off the greatest pickup line of all time.
BONUS: The "Haaaave you met Ted?"
Barney performs a little community service.
Comments (37)
@xybosoxxy I agree with you completely, just like kids shows in the morning. I don't want to watch a kids show as I get ready for work/school. There at 18+ year-old up at that hour! NOT GOOD!
But seriously, parents can turn off the TV, or even block the show.
dude get over it if you dont want your kids to watch it turn off the tv pretty simple its a legendary show get over it
How can CBS rationalize "How I Met Your Mother" at 8PM on Monday nights? The episode tonight with Barney and seven different girls on seven different nights, validated no less by Jim Nance, goes beyond provocative. It borders on the absurd. Maybe at 10 or 10:30 but at the height of prime time? Twelve, thirteen, and fourteen year olds being your partial audience? Is this really the kind of shows CBS wants to air at this hour? NOT GOOD!
@Sagerian Well how can I contain myself when I'm so depressed? ;) I rewatched number one, it had me laughing this time. "Wow, maybe she really does have a brain injury."
kind of boring that 3 of the "best" pick upp lines where from one episode!
Where did you leave "The Timemachine"? That is the greatest one yet, in which he pretends to be from the future, and tells a girl to sleep with his present self, which she does.
Barney is so awesome !
Old man Barney was the best one :D@wordlessdan No one likes a sad sack.
Well, at least #3 was sort of funny.
Barney is the best !!
Great Barney!!
Classic!! Barney is awesome haha
totally love this show !
"youre too liberal with the word legendary"
Ok, I'm only near the start of season 4 with UK broadcasts but the best pick up ever is the old man, future one. That was Legen...wait for it.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................keep ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... waiting.......................................................................................................................................................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... Scroll down... ................................................................................................................................................................ ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ..............................................................................................................DARY! HAHA!......
Just read the Bro Code it's awesome. And HIMYM is just LEGEN wait for it.......... wait for it...........DARY!!
I love this show.
Playbook FTW! hahaha
Awesome!
Priceless! :)
I agree with #1. That's the best!
Love this show...
Love this show...
Barring the forgettable 4th season, HIMYM is one darn good show..all because of the great NPH..
the best one was when he tried to pick up a lesbian and dressed up like a women
what about the old man from the future, that should be number 1
The playbook needs to be published.
I love how TV.com includes Barney on the list of most annoying TV characters as a pathetic joke that's not funny anymore, states as part of the second most annoying list that everyone agrees Barney needs to go, and then they turn around and pay tribute to Barney's brilliance. Are they having trouble making up their minds?
Barney truly is legen- wait for it.......DARY!!!!!!!!
legen DARY!
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Where is the one where he dresses up as an old man and pretends he's from the future? That is the best!
Bareny in one of the best , after Kremar , Shandler !! .
Ive always loved the future Barney stunt when he dresses as an old man to pick up a chick
love this show
Love this show.
i remember from "the bracket" that he said he was a billionaire going blind , trying to suck in every inch of beauty of the world , before the darkness descends...jaja , i liked that