8 p.m., CBSMark Harmon) father comes to visit for the holidays—and he's acting kind of weird.
9 p.m., FOXCedric the Entertainer, Alyson Hannigan, and Leann Rimes join Chef Ramsay in the kitchen as he demonstrates how to cook a three-course meal in under an hour.
Season 2 premiere, 9 p.m., A&E;
9:30 p.m., ABCJonathan Slavin) is the main character in Linda's (Andrea Anders) new childrens' book—sort of. Also, Lem (Malcolm Barrett) and a company lawyer get frisky. Hot.
12:35 a.m., CBSCraig Ferguson is going all out for his 1000th episode—he's got Kristen Bell, Jason Schwartzman, Maria Bello, and special performances by The Broken West and How I Met Your Mother's Jason Segel, who will be appearing with his Dracula puppet. Yeah, the one from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Also on the airwaves ...
So You Think You Can Dance, 8 p.m., FOX
The Sing-Off, 8 p.m., NBC
Scrubs, 9 p.m., ABC
NCIS: Los Angeles, 9 p.m., CBS
The Good Wife, 10 p.m., CBS
Paranormal State, Season 4 premiere, 10 p.m., A&E;
What are you watching tonight?