Mankind was not meant to mess with the ways of nature nature. Mary Shelley taught us this almost two centuries ago with her novel "Frankenstein." Way more recently, Kate Gosselin's fertility doctor taught us this the hard way. And Meg Ryan's new face is a constant reminder of why we should not tinker with La Madre Natural.
Yet we do not listen. We've cloned sheep, made glowing rats, and even gave Mother Nature the finger by creating the Liger.
So it is with utmost sincerity that I ask you to watch SyFy's continuing film series so that we as a species will learn to admire and respect nature rather than attempt to dominate it. SyFy's so-called "creature features" are public service announcements, warning of the dangers of making a man-mosquito hybrid in Mansquito, of stitching people together head-to-butt in The Human Centipede, of ancient terrors that always happen to emerge around small towns in Dinoshark.
But they all pale in comparison to the latest threat that swims beneath the surface of the ocean. Behold the power of the Sharktopus!