Blog Spotlight: Megan Fox: The Wedding's Off And So's The Tattoo

By Feb 25, 2009

The lady from Transformers has announced that her engagement is over. We suggest all 14-year-old boys take a moment to breathe before reading any further.

Statfacts: 44% of people watching the Transformers movie wanted to run their fingers through Shia LaBeouf's beautiful hair. 48% wanted an hour alone with Megan Fox, a cupful of honey and Megan Fox's four most beautiful girlfriends. The other 8% wanted to become a Decepticon and shoot their history teacher up his bum.

Congratulations, 48%, your dream edges closer to reality.

Megan Fox has about four hundred tattoos, including some pretentious poetry, a dead lady's face, more pretentious poetry and the name of her fiancee. One of these tattoos is this morning looking around nervously and getting together a hurried resume. Read more

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