As we all know, it’s remake madness out there. I know that complaining about reboots is kind of like breathing nowadays, it’s just a reflex. Quite frankly, I’ve also been taught a lesson about decrying all remakes before I see them. “Star Trek” schooled me on that one. Not to mention the fact that any movie or TV show that I could come up with for a good remake joke is actually being remade right now. (Except maybe, I don’t know…"Becker”?) But there’s one thing that I simply won’t stand by and watch butchered. I will not abide a reboot of “Magnum P.I.”, whether it be for film or television.