Britney Spears WILL Be on Glee for Britney Episode

... Glee creator Ryan Murphy chatted with Ryan Seacrest on LA morning radio and confirmed that Britney Spears is "I think 100 percent" going to appear on the show, whatever "I think 100 percent" means. The episode (date TBD), in which the Glee kids have hallucinations while under dental anesthesia, will praise the pop queen and won't refer to her personal life. I still can't believe this show is so darned popular. [KIIS FM (mp3 link)]

... People have their hands so far up Levi Johnston's ass he can bite their fingernails from inside his mouth. The puppet who banged Sarah Palin's daughter is prepping a reality show that will follow him as he runs for Palin's old post: Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. In other words: He's running for mayor solely for the purpose of having a basis for his reality show. He didn't even like the idea of running for mayor at first. What did Alaska do to deserve this? [US Magazine]

... The CW is taking two of its shows and mashing them together! They're not Supernatural or Smallville, though, so if you were hoping for that, go ahead and skip to the next item. One Tree Hill and Life Unexpected, two series that once fought for the same schedule slot, will swap DNA as OTH's Haley and Mia head to Portland for a music festival sponsored by LUX's Cate. [EW]

... Lynne Curtin is leaving The Real Housewives of Orange County. And if you know who Lynne Curtin is, I feel sorry for you. [OC Register]

... ABC has renewed business-venture reality show Shark Tank for a second season, and if your plan for a business involves shotguns, moonshine, or legalizing cousin-to-cousin marriage, you might be a redneck and you might have a better chance at winning. Hick humorist Jeff Foxworthy has joined the show for three episodes as one of the judges. Yeehaw! [THR]

... TBS is nearing a deal to pick up Ice Cube's Are We There Yet? for—WHAT? 90 episodes?! Are you serious!? The deal would add to the 10 already-aired episodes for a total of 100, meaning syndication, baby! Don't worry—I don't really understand these deals either. [Deadline Hollywood]

... NBC's Sunday Night Football is pretending that it is Braylon Edwards and that Keith Olbermann is the ball, because the sports broadcast is dropping him! Get it? Because Braylon drops a lot of easy passes! Because he's overrated! And he destroyed my fantasy team! Thanks a lot, Braylon! Oh wait, apparently Olbermann is leaving because it distracts him from his MSNBC job. [NY Post]


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