Charlie Sheen "Dragged" to Rehab

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... Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen is in the news for the wrong reason again. Television's highest-paid sitcom star is grudgingly off to rehab, where he'll stay for a few weeks. Reps are calling it "a preventative measure," and the production of Men has been on put on hold until he returns. Sheen's contract expires at the end of the season, and the big question now is whether or not CBS will want him back. [LA Times]

... David Anders is going to get familiar with the teenage girl crowd. The former Alias, 24, and Heroes star is joining the cast of The Vampire Diaries as uncle to Elena and Jeremy. [EW]

... Caroline Dhavernas, the fetching Wonderfalls star from the Great White North, is returning to American television with a bang. She's grabbed one of the leads on Grey's Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes' new medical drama Off the Map, which is basically just like every other show Rhimes makes but set on a tropical island. [TV Guide]

... Randy nerds, this one's for you. Gaming-culture floozy Olivia Munn is leaving the basement and will no longer have to rely on you lot for validation. The Attack of the Show hostess is headed for NBC's pilot Perfect Couples, a Friends-y couples-y relationship-y show thingy. [Just Jared]

... Why has Dan Lebatard been stinking up ESPN's Pardon the Interruption and annoying the crap out of me over the last few days? Because MY BOY Tony Kornheiser was suspended... again. The outspoken sports columnist made comments on his radio show about colleague Hannah Storm's choice of attire, saying "she looks like she has sausage casing wrapped around her upper body." He's been suspended for two weeks, and that's completely insane and stupid of ESPN. All the SportsCenter guys wear suits and she's wearing go-go boots and accessorized by Forever 21? Put me on team KoKo. [The Big Lead]

... Ridiculously talented Zeljko Ivanek, who I would gladly watch read the phone book, has been cast in NBC's thriller pilot The Event. The former Damages (Emmy!) and Heroes star will play the CIA director in a story revolving around a plot to assassinate the president of the U.S. This makes me happy. [THR]

... Romany Malco, Leah Remini, and Adam Arkin also have new pilot roles. Malco, known for Weeds and The 40-Year-Old Virgin, is set for ABC's No Ordinary Family. Remini, from King of Queens, is headlining the ABC comedy It Takes a Village. Arkin, fresh off being badass in Sons of Anarchy, is signed on for ABC's Who Gets the Parents. Way too much casting news today, guys. [THR]

... MTV is breaking up with Generation X. "We're pushing Generation X out," said an exec. "We're slaves to our different audiences, for MTV that's millennials, who are vastly different than Generation X; they're definitely less cynical, they're more civic minded." Whatever, jerk. He then went on to point out Jersey Shore as evidence of the network's turn toward camaraderie and familial elements. Seriously. [The Live Feed]