8 p.m., CBSKaty Perry guest stars as Zoey's (Jennifer Morrison) cousin, Honey, who goes out on a date with Ted (Josh Radnor)—but then Ted decides he actually has feelings for Zoey, instead.
8 p.m., NBCZachary Levi) and Sarah (Yvonne Strahovski) bicker over planning for their future. They also travel with Casey (Adam Baldwin) to Morocco to rescue agent Roan Montgomery (guest star John Larroquette). I don’t think I know any normal couples who do that second thing.
Series premiere, 9 p.m., FOXJennifer Beals as new police superintendent Teresa Colvin, who recruits her old partner (Jason Clarke) to head a task force to combat corruption in the Windy City.
9 p.m., ABC FamilyJacob Zachar) wakes up with a hangover and, after racking his brain, a memory of kissing someone he probably shouldn’t have. Plus, Casey (Spencer Grammer) and Cappie (Scott Michael Foster) wind up spending the evening together.
10 p.m., MTVBritne Oldford) episode, in which she's finally released from the hospital even though she’s far from resolving her myriad health problems. I think it’s safe to assume that she’ll have sex with someone before the hour is over.
Also on the airwaves...
The Bachelor, 8 p.m., ABC
House, 8 p.m., FOX
90210, 8 p.m., CW
Pretty Little Liars, 8 p.m., ABC Family
Rules of Engagement, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m., CBS
The Cape, 9 p.m., NBC
Gossip Girl, 9 p.m., CW
Intervention, 9 p.m., A&E;
Top Gear, Season 16 premiere, 9 p.m., BBC America
Bad Girls Club, 9 p.m., OXYGEN
Being Human, 9 p.m., Syfy
Cake Boss, 9 & 9:30 p.m., TLC
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
Castle, 10 p.m., ABC
Hawaii Five-0, 10 p.m., CBS
Harry’s Law, 10 p.m., NBC
Heavy, 10 p.m., A&E;
Tabatha’s Salon Takeover, 10 p.m., BRAVO
19 Kids and Counting, 10 & 10:30 p.m., TLC
NHL Hockey: Rangers v. Red Wings
NCAA Men’s Basketball: Pittsburgh v. West Virginia, Mississippi Valley State v. Alabama State, Missouri v. Kansas, Tennessee v. Kentucky, Norfolk State v. Delaware State
NCAA Women’s Basketball: Duke v. North Carolina
What are you watching tonight?