8 p.m., CBSParis Hilton, Snoop Dogg, Gene Simmons, and other celebs assume "real" jobs in the second installment of this Candid Camera-esque reality special.
9 p.m., ABCBenjamin Bratt guest-stars as Javier, Manny's (Rico Rodriguez) unreliable father and Gloria's (Sofia Vergara) sexy ex.
9 p.m., CBSMad Men, 30 Rock, and other critical darlings are not in the running.
9 p.m., DSCBear Grylls is back from a four-month hiatus... and ready to tackle challenges on a deserted Panamanian island! After fishing and building a raft, he also gives himself an enema. Wait, what?
9:30 p.m., ABCCourteney Cox's former Friends co-star Lisa Kudrow guest-stars as a very unfriendly—but highly-recommended—dermatologist.
Season 7 premiere, 10 p.m., FXDylan Walsh) relives some (painful) memories from his time at the University of Miami.
Also on the airwaves ...
The Middle, 8 & 8:30 p.m., ABC
Mercy, 8 p.m., NBC
Law and Order: SVU, 9 p.m., NBC
Dog the Bounty Hunter, 9:30 p.m., A&E;
Ugly Betty, 10 p.m., ABC
Steven Seagal: Lawman, 10 p.m., A&E;
Launch My Line, 10 p.m., BRAVO
GMAC Bowl: Central Michigan v. Troy
College basketball: Memphis v. Syracuse, Louisville v. Providence, Duke v. Iowa State, Northern Iowa v. Southern Illinois
NBA Basketball: Lakers v. Clippers
What are you watching tonight?