Criminal Minds, Modern Family, Happy Endings

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What to watch on Wednesday, May 18.

You might as well throw your to-do list into a river of hot lava, because you're staying IN tonight.

Criminal Minds
Oh, hi, J.J.! Everyone's favorite is-she-or-isn't-she fired cast member returns tonight when the team hunts down the ringleader of an interstate human-trafficking ring.

9pm, ABC
Modern Family
Emotions threaten to ruin Alex's middle-school graduation when everyone gathers at Jay's house beforehand to bicker and be funny, basically.

10 & 10:30pm, ABC
Happy Endings
Tonight we get another double-dose of goodness, including one episode in which Alex and Dave drag the gang to a rock show, only to see things get awkward when Dave runs into his old frat buddies and Penny tries to get backstage.

Law & Order: SVU
When the witness to a rape trial is suddenly murdered before she can testify, Benson and Stabler suspect her murder may be linked to the rape trial. Again, it MAY be linked. Let's not jump to conclusions, everybody.

10pm, Comedy Central
South Park
Tonight Cartman gets sent to anger management. No idea why. Life is a mystery sometimes.

10pm, Investigation Discovery
Cold Blood
When the charred body of a man with ties to voodoo is found in his burnt-up car, detectives attempt to uncover the most bizarre murder mystery that has appeared on this channel so far today. You had me at "voodoo," Investigation Discovery.


American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
Minute to Win It, 8 p.m., NBC
The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC
Web Soup, 8 p.m., G4
Better With You, SEASON 1 FINALE, 8:30 p.m., ABC
America's Next Top Model, CYCLE 16 FINALE, 9 p.m., CW
Income Property, 9 p.m., HGTV
MythBusters, 9 p.m., Discovery
The Ultimate Fighter, 9 p.m., Spike
Breaking In, SERIES FINALE, 9:30 p.m., Fox
Cougar Town, 9:30 p.m., ABC
Extreme Couponing, 9:30 p.m., TLC
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, 10 p.m., CBS
The Real World, 10 p.m., MTV
Spouse vs. House, 10 p.m., TLC
Top Chef Masters, 10 p.m., Bravo
Tyler Perry's House of Payne, 10 & 10:30 p.m., TBS,
Workaholics, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central


Maya Rudolph on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Ed Helms & Iron and Wine on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Topher Grace & Adam Carolla on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12:00 a.m., ABC
Will Ferrell, Niecy Nash & Sheila E. on Lopez Tonight, 12:00 a.m., TBS
Jim Parsons on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC

What are you watching tonight?

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