Man, I miss Dan Aykroyd.
Here's your handy guide to today's euphemisms, courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel.
Long before Dancing with the Stars, ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews was one of those people who danced in exercise infomericals.
... Britain's Got Talent may have found its new Susan Boyle, and her name is Janey Cutler.
... How interesting that TV's two departing Jacks—24's Bauer and Lost's Shephard, of course—actually have a lot in common.
... These shows are reportedly the most engaging ones on TV.
... The San Francisco Chronicle's Tim Goodman tells it like it is with regards to the latest (absurd) remakes.
... Do you miss Mr. Show? Maybe this will help.
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