Dancing with the Stars, The Chicago Code, and Castle

What to watch on Monday, March 21.

Well, look at you! The weekend must have treated you right, because WOW. Naomi Campbell better call her lawyers, someone just stole her gig. Seriously, did you discover a fountain of youth or something? And you look anywhere from 10 to 45 pounds lighter than you did last week. Haha just kidding, you look about the same. But cheer up, because there's some good stuff on TV tonight:


8pm, CBS
How I Met Your Mother
Hey look, Barney's dad is John Lithgow! I sometimes forget that John Lithgow doesn't ALWAYS play murderers and that he's actually really funny. So yeah, tonight will be a momentous occasion, as Barney finally gets to meet his dad. Then afterward there will be a weird 30-minute remix of this episode but with different actors? I'm confused but enthusiastic!

SEASON 12 PREMIERE, 8pm, ABC
Dancing With the Stars
Man, if you thought Celebrity Apprentice was a pageant of sadness, check out tonight's twelfth (!) season premiere of Dancing With the Stars. Never before has the term "star" been used so loosely! Contestants include Kirstie Alley, Sugar Ray Leonard, Ralph Macchio, and Kendra Wilkinson. See what I mean? These stars are so bright our moms will have to wear sunglasses! With cute matching visors! From Talbot's!

9pm, Fox
The Chicago Code
Tensions arise when the FBI shows up and meddles in an investigation centering on a powerful drug lord. Also Jarek decides to spend some quality time with his ex-wife while his new lady plans their wedding. Awkward!

10pm, Fox
Castle
Jane Seymour guest-stars in tonight's oddball murder scenario, during which Castle helps investigate a murder on the set of a soap opera. Who will the murderer be?! I'll tell you: Probably whoever is initially suspected but then falsely exonerated at the beginning of Act 2. Do you know how I know? Writing! (Spoiler Alert)

10pm, CBS
Hawaii Five-0
Oh man, the nerds just can't catch a break. Tonight our favorite gang of popular beach hunks investigates the death of a sci-fi fan who gets thrown from a high-rise while dressed like a superhero. A.K.A. HIGH SCHOOL.


PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...

Chuck, 8 p.m., NBC
House, 8 p.m., Fox
Pretty Little Liars, Season finale, 8 p.m., ABC Family
Mad Love, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, 9 p.m., Travel Channel
Being Human, 9 p.m., SyFy
Cake Boss, 9 p.m., TLC
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, 9 p.m., Food Network
Intervention, Season finale, 9 p.m., A&E;
The Bad Girls Club, 9 p.m., Oxygen
The Event, 9 p.m., NBC
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
19 Kids and Counting, 10 p.m., TLC
All About Aubrey, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Bethenny Ever After, 10 p.m., Bravo
Harry's Law, 10 p.m., NBC
Heavy, 10 p.m., A&E;
Skins, Season finale, 10 p.m., MTV
Stargate Universe, 10 p.m., SyFy


What are you watching tonight?

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Mar 22, 2011
PLEASE, NO MORE DANCING, SKATING, AMATEUR PERFORMING SHOWS!
These appeal to only moronic people!!!!!
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Mar 22, 2011
Harrys Law, House, The Event, Chicago Code
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Mar 22, 2011
Hawaii Five-O, Castle, Chicago Code
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Mar 22, 2011
House and Mike & Molly.
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Mar 22, 2011
do those people really count as stars????
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Mar 22, 2011
it is about time for a new HAWAII 50
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Mar 22, 2011
Chicago Code & Hawaii Five-0 O yea
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Mar 22, 2011
chucks as usual and stargate universe
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Mar 21, 2011
Pretty Little Liars
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Mar 21, 2011
Hawaii five-0, skins, dancing with the stars, and the event (cuz its comedy!)
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Mar 21, 2011
How I Met Your Mother,The Chicago Code,Castle,Hawaii Five-0,House, Mad Love,Being Human, Mike & Molly, Skins, Stargate Universe,
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Mar 21, 2011
Chuck, HIMYM & Castle.
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Mar 21, 2011
House, How I Met Your Mother and Castle.
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Mar 21, 2011
dvr: how i met ur mother, skins, being human. watch: house, the event, harry's law.
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Mar 21, 2011
watching castle, hawaii five-o, house and taping dancing with the stars....can`t wait to see the karate kid on dancing. wax on wax off lol
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Mar 21, 2011
How I Met Your Mother (way to spoil it btw.. and John Lithgow will also be Dick from 3rd Rock for me), Chuck, Mad Love, Being Human (US), Mike & Molly, The Event, Castle, Hawaii Five-0, Avril Lavigne on Chelsea Lately, Zachary Levi on Leno, Emily Browning on Jimmy Fallon, and maybe Liv Tyler on Jimmy Kimmel
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Mar 21, 2011
price, you cant imagine john lithgow NOT playing murderers and psychos? you have some seriously 3rd rock from the sun watching to do. dick solomon as barneys dad? can't wait!
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Mar 21, 2011
Chuck, Being Human, House, The Chicago Code, and Hawaii 5-0.
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Mar 21, 2011
Hawaii Five-0,Stargate Universe,Skins,and The Event (:
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Mar 21, 2011
House, The Chicago Code & Castle! Woo! Monday nights ROCK!
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Mar 21, 2011
Castle! and HIMYM
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Mar 21, 2011
House, HIMYM
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Mar 21, 2011
PLL, Being Human, Stargate Universe, Hawaii Five-O, House, Chuck and The Event
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Mar 21, 2011
Chuck, PLL, Being Human, DWTS, Hawaii Five-0, and Castle
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Mar 21, 2011
I'll (eventually) watch The Chicago Code, Castle, Being Human, Harry's Law
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Mar 21, 2011
CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 21, 2011
HIMYM, Chuck, House, Pretty Little Liars, Mad Love, The Event, Mike & Molly and Heavy.... No Gossip Girl? :(
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Mar 21, 2011
Chuck (getting a bit boring though), The Chicago Code, Castle, and Hawaii Five-0.
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Mar 21, 2011
HIMYM, Castle, Pretty Little Liars, Being Human, Harry's Law
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Mar 21, 2011
Pretty Little Liars, Wedding Wars, Bethenny Ever After, and Intervention.
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Mar 21, 2011
Chuck, House, HIMYM and PLL.
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Mar 21, 2011
PLL, Being Human, HIMYM and Mad Love
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Mar 21, 2011
I was very encouraged to find this site. I wanted to thank you for this special read. I definitely savored every little bit of it.
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Mar 21, 2011
PLL finale. :)
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Mar 21, 2011
Chuck, The Event, Castle, Hawaii Five-0 (online), Harry's Law (either online or this Saturday), Stargate Universe, etc...
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Mar 21, 2011
Castle and Hawaii Five-0.
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Mar 21, 2011
Chuck, Being Human, & Castle.
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Mar 21, 2011
Looking forward to Jane Seymour on Castle!
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Mar 21, 2011
CASTLE
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Mar 21, 2011
Back to busy Monday: Chuck, Pretty Little Liars, The Event, The Chicago Code, Hawaii Five-0, Harry's Law :) (just got into Harry's Law)
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