While chatting about all the (fictional) disasters and big events that took place on television this past week, we wondered, "Dang, what would happen if television existed in the real world?" And then we thought about how crowded the news cycle would get with major stories developing four or five times a night between 8pm and 11pm. It would be pure insanity. So we figured hey, let's mock up a newspaper to see how ridiculous it might be. And so we present to you the first edition of The TV.com Times, with reports on some of this week's bigger TV storylines. Can you figure out which headlines are from which shows?
NOTE: There might be spoilers ahead! Telling you exactly which shows are covered would ruin the fun, but keep mind in that anything that aired in the last week is fair game.
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