Five Alternate Locations for Jersey Shore Season 2

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MTV has announced that Snacki, Tanny D, the Predicament, J-Whine, Sammi Slutheart and the rest of the Jersey Shore cast will be back for a second season, much to the delight of people who enjoy watching car crashes. But for round two, the network is moving the self-proclaimed Guidos away from New York's compost pile (just kidding, I heart Jersey), and keeping the destination secret.

Well MTV, I hope you are reading this, because I've got some ideas for where the second season should be held. Free of charge, of course.

Columbus, Georgia
What happens when you take eight Guidos and transplant them in a town that has the reputation of being the redneck capital of the United States? Glorious television, that's what. Try and contain yourself while imagining high-heel wearing Snooki clip-clopping into a bar with peanut shells on the ground and Skynard blasting over the speakers. If you thought seeing her get punched by a Long Island teacher was gold, wait 'til you see what two guys named Cletus and Travis do to her after she gives them lip.

The International Space Station
We know it's not complete yet, but think about the possibilities. Does hair goop have the same hold in zero-gravity? Can Pauly D get a tan through a spacesuit while floating in space? Will The Situation ever get into the pants of that cute botanist from Japan? Can Ronnie's beefy bulk withstand re-entry into the Earth's atmosphere when he's blasted out of the airlock by Mike after an argument over who left the Tang sitting out? Find out on Jersey Shore: Guidos in Space!

As far away from me as possible
This one's pretty self-explanatory.

Italy
Not Little Italy, the real deal. What happens when these proud Italians head to their homeland? I'll tell you what happens. One thousand and seven percent awesomeness. Will Sammi and Snooki be too Italian even for real Italians? Maybe the gang'll realize they're not actually acting Italian, but instead acting like Italian stereotypes from bad movies when real Italians can't understand a word they're saying or comprehend any of their actions.

MTV Studios
Put them to work as interns at MTV. Give MTV a taste of its own medicine.

Question of the Day: What would YOU do if Jersey Shore moved into your hometown?