Fringe, Tina Fey on SNL, and the new Aqua Teen Hunger Force

What a week! Goodbye week, go jump in a tar pit. Oh, hello, weekend! Lookin' good!

What to watch on Friday, May 6.

8pm, NBC
Friday Night Lights
More conflicts arise in the Lions locker room, plus Tami mentors a troubled teen and Luke receives an offer from TMU. Wait, does TMU offer full-ride scholarships for being DREAMY? Not sure. Let's tune in to find out!

Yikes, I'm almost afraid to get into it, but here's as vague a description as I can muster: In tonight's season finale, Peter "meets his destiny" and another team member "dies."

9pm, CW
In this Castiel-centric episode, we'll learn about the war in heaven and how Castiel and Raphael became enemies. But then the boys will start to question why some of the details don't add up. Ugh, logic.

This is going to seem very unprofessional coming from someone who writes for, but I have NEVER heard of this show. It's my fault, not Flashpoint's, I'm sure, but still: It's been on for FOUR seasons and I've never heard of it. Do you guys like it? Should I try and spotlight it each week? You tell me. Anyway, tonight's season premiere deals with the hunt of a prisoner after he escapes from a transport van, plus Ed finds out his pregnant wife has been rushed to the hospital.


American Loggers, 8 p.m., Discovery
Kitchen Nightmares, 8 p.m., Fox
Shark Tank, 8 p.m., ABC
Smallville, 8 p.m., CW
The Suite Life on Deck, 8 p.m., Disney
CSI: NY, 9 p.m., CBS
Dateline NBC, 9 p.m., NBC
Dual Survival, 9 & 10 p.m., Discovery
How It’s Made, 9 p.m., Science Channel
Killer Outbreaks, 9 p.m., Animal Planet
Primetime: What Would You Do?, 9 p.m., ABC
Say Yes to the Dress, 9 & 9:30 p.m., TLC
20/20, 10 p.m., ABC
Blue Bloods, 10 p.m., CBS
Camelot, 10 & 11 p.m., Starz
The Haunted, 10 p.m., Animal Planet
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Fashion Police, 10 p.m., E!
The Whitest Kids U'Know, 10:30 p.m., IFC


Will Ferrell & Olivia Munn on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Bill Murray & Mike Birbiglia on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Kat Dennings on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC


What to watch on Saturday, May 7.

11:30pm, NBC
Saturday Night Live
Welcome back, Tina Fey!! Hi, Ellie Goulding, you seem nice.

Almighty Thor
Haha, that'll teach Marvel to base a franchise around a public domain character. Tune in for tonight's presumably amazing Syfy Original about the ubiquitous Norse god and his battle against a demon played by RICHARD GRIECO.

SERIES PREMIERE, 9pm, Animal Planet
My Cat From Hell
This show will probably set back the cat movement by a few decades, but oh well. It's a GREAT title! In tonight's premiere, feline behaviorists need to do a bit of cat whispering when a cat comes between a woman and her boyfriend.


Big Time Rush, 8 p.m., Nickelodeon
Chase, 8 p.m., NBC
It's Me or the Dog
, 8 p.m., Animal Planet
Doctor Who, 9 p.m., BBC America
Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden, SPECIAL, 9 p.m., HBO
Secrets From a Stylist, 9 p.m., HGTV
The Suze Orman Show, 9 p.m., CNBC
Antonio Treatment, 9:30 p.m., HGTV
Oddities, 10 p.m., Science

What to watch on Sunday, May 8.

9pm, HBO
Game of Thrones
Ned slowly comes to suspect foul play in the death of his predecessor, plus his daughters attend a jousting match they'll never forget.

8:30pm, Fox
Bob's Burgers
Amy Sedaris Alert!! Tonight Linda and Bob double-date with Mort and his mortician ladyfriend (guest star Amy Sedaris) while Tina babysits Gene and Louise.

11:45pm, Cartoon Network
Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1
New title, new attitude! Tonight our favorite anthropomorphic fast food items from Aqua Teen Hunger Force find themselves in a new reality where they're private detectives and also appearing in a retitled Adult Swim show. Is it a permanent change or merely a publicity stunt? Tune in to find out!

10pm, AMC
The Killing
Tonight the investigators discover more about what Rosie was up to the night of her murder, plus Mitch starts to question the direction of the investigation. Be patient, Mitch! This isn't CSI. Mitch, everybody, am I right?

10pm, USA
In Plain Sight
Hey, Mary!! Lookin' good, girl! Anyway, watch as Mary helps a paranoid whistle-blower get in touch with his son. Unfortunately for everyone, the guy's paranoid fears turn out to be pretty justified. Be careful, Mary!!


60 Minutes, 7 p.m., CBS
America's Funniest Home Videos, 7 p.m., ABC
Dateline NBC, 7 p.m., NBC
American Dad!, 7:30 p.m., Fox
Amazing Race, SEASON FINALE, 8 p.m., CBS
Celebrity Apprentice, 9 p.m., NBC
Coal, 8 p.m., Spike
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, 8 p.m., ABC
Martha Stewart Presents: America's Moms - A Celebration of Military Families, SPECIAL, 8 p.m., Hallmark Channel
Season 25: Oprah Behind the Scenes, 8 p.m., OWN
The Simpsons, 8 p.m., Fox
Army Wives, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Ax Men, 9 p.m., HGTV
Desperate Housewives, 9 p.m., ABC
Family Guy, 9 p.m., Fox
Law & Order: Criminal Intent, 9 p.m., USA
Sister Wives, 9 & 9:30 p.m., TLC
Cleveland Show, 9:30 p.m., Fox
Breakout Kings, 10 p.m., A&E;
Brothers & Sisters, SEASON 5 FINALE, 10 p.m., ABC
Coming Home, 10 p.m., Lifetime
CSI: Miami, SEASON 9 FINALE, 10 p.m., CBS
Khloe & Lamar, 10 p.m., E!
Real Housewives of Orange County, 10 p.m., Bravo
River Monsters, 10 p.m., Animal Planet
Shark Men, 10 p.m., NatGeo
Strange Sex, 10 & 10:30 p.m., TLC
The Borgias, 10 p.m., Showtime
The Judds, SEASON 1 FINALE, 10 p.m., OWN
Treme, 10 p.m., HBO
Why Not? With Shania Twain, SERIES PREMIERE, 11 p.m., OWN
Superjail, 12:00 a.m., Cartoon Network

What are you watching this weekend?

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