Game of Thrones Season 2 is only days away. But you know what's only a tiny scroll of your web browser away? More pictures from Season 2! Here are the 20 newest show photos released by HBO, featuring both returning characters and new faces that you'll see... in just a few days!
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This little lad is driving all the teen girls of Westeros crazy with the new pop song "Boyfriend." Yes, it's Ser Justin Bieberosa of House Pansypants! Oh, my mistake! It's Arya Stark, a.k.a. Arry, in her adorable boy haircut. How she took time to pose for a picture with the Lannisters looking to cut her face off, we'll never know. But seriously, look at the stitching on that top. Someone made that by hand.
Here's the dopest sellsword (mercenary, for you modern folk) in the land, Bronn. He's the guy who fought in Tyrion's place at the Eyrie, because Bronn's attitude is basically this: "Thy dost not giveth a fucketh." Someone please tattoo that on their back with a picture of Bronn's face... and send us a picture!
Here's Cersei, thinking about murdering some kittens and making makeup out of their ground up bones.
This handsome fella is Jeor Mormont, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. He's been with the unheralded protectors of the North for so long that there's a good chance even YOU have enjoyed the pleasure of a woman's touch since he last did.
Here she is: Daenerys Targaryen-Stormborn-Drogo-Gonzalez! Best known as the woman who spawned a million slutty Halloween costumes last year! Keep 'em comin' ladies!
This salty old crab is Davos Seaworth, a smuggler who was made a knight by Not King Stannis Baratheon. In the books, the last digits of all the fingers of one of his hands were cut off by Stannis as punishment for being a smuggler. But Stannis was kind enough to let him actually keep the digits, so he's REALLY good at doing that trick where it looks like he's pulling off part of his thumb. It really freaks out his nephews!
Remember Gendry? He's the smithy from King's Landing who doesn't know that he's Robert Baratheon's bastard. He also doesn't know that, along with Jon Snow, he's a member of the Handsome Bastards Club. Mrrrrow!
Listen. I know you non-readers don't like Jaime. But trust me. He's the tits. It might not happen 'til Season 4. It might happen this season. But it happens. That's the thing about this show, you never know who you will end up liking. Except Joffrey. Screw that guy.
I'm not going to spoil anything here, but this guy's name is Jaqen H'ghar. He's in a cage. All I'll say is remember that face.
You may remember Maester Pycelle, the wise old bootlicker from King's Landing, as the old dude who did those half-naked calisthenics after rodgering the redheaded whore Ros. This video will tell you all you need to know.
This young lady is Anne Boleyn (actress Natalie Dormer was also in The Tudors). And Margaery Tyrell. She's pretty. Pretty girls marry people.
This is Melisandre. She looks like a nice lady. I'm sure she's a fantastic person. (Is she gone? She is? She is NOT a fantastic person.)
This is Myrcella Baratheon, Joffrey's sister. Maybe she'll have a line of dialogue this year.
Here's a fact you didn't know about Rodrik Cassel, trusted friend of the Starks: If he unties his beard, the top of his head will shoot off into the sky. It makes him SO embarrassed.
Hey! Hey fatty! How many wooly mammoths did it take to make that shawl for your fat shoulders? Fatty! Ladies and gentlemen, Samwell Tarley.
Here's Shae, the concubine with a heart of gold! Over/under on how many times she gets naked this season? I'll set the line at 65,376.
And here's her man, Tyrion Lannister. I'm sorry, but it looks here like Tyrion is actually looking down on someone when he's talking. Who is he talking to? Ned's head?
When he's not playing Curly in the new Three Stooges movie, Varys likes to pretend he models elaborate bracelets. Or is the eunuch just mesmerized by anything that's remotely phallic?
This guy's name is Xaro Xhoan Daxos. I'm gonna be honest with you, I had to look him up because I forgot who he was. Yes, he's THAT important to Season 2.
Hi, Ygritte! In the book, Ygiritte is described as short, not that pretty, crooked-toothed, and pug-nosed. In the show, she's described as smoking hot. Show 1, Book 0.
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