What to watch on Tuesday, May 3.
With THIS kind of overstuffed schedule, it's definitely business-as-usual on TV tonight. Because the TV schedule is a business, supplying smiles for the demand for good times. No wait, it's a university—Entertaining U. (I'll have to think about this some more.)
Tonight Sue Sylvester reboots both the school newspaper AND the concept of yellow journalism, plus the kids learn surprising details about Sam's home life (what, does he remain fully clothed while at home?) All that, plus another dose of Kristin Chenoweth!
If you like Tony DiNozzo AND backstory, then tonight's your night: When his former partner gets murdered by the Port-to-Port killer, DiNozzo will be forced to reminisce about his stint in Baltimore and how he came to be a part of the NCIS team.
The Good Wife
Martha Plimpton is a national treasure. Fact. Hey look, she'll be on two shows tonight! As her usual hottie grandma on Raising Hope, PLUS tonight's episode of The Good Wife, where she'll play a rival attorney who suddenly needs Lockhart/Gardner to represent her. Plus, Alicia will attempt to stop her world from reeling after the bombshell of Peter's one-night-stand.
SEASON 2 FINALE, 11pm, MTV
My Life as Liz
In tonight's season finale of MTV's weird, charming, reality-fiction hybrid soap opera, college-student-in-the-big-city Liz Lee will get some important news from Louis, plus [*inarticulate mumbling*] Bryson has to deal with his own feelings for Liz.
SPECIAL, 11pm, Lifetime
File Under: REASONS TO HAVE CABLE. Hey, be sure and check out this hour-long documentary about the world of female bodybuilders in Phoenix. I knew Phoenix was hot, but maybe it's TOO HOT?
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., ABC
Dancing With the Stars, 9 p.m., ABC
One Tree Hill, 8 p.m., CW
Braxton Family Values, 9 p.m., WE
Deadliest Catch, 8 & 9 p.m., Discovery Channel
Hellcats, 9 p.m., CW
NCIS: Los Angeles, 9 p.m., CBS
Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy, 9 p.m., History
Raising Hope, 9 p.m., Fox
The Voice, 9 p.m., NBC
Traffic Light, 9:30 p.m., Fox
16 & Pregnant, 10 p.m., MTV
Body of Proof, 10 p.m., ABC
Chopped, SEASON 7 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Food Network
I (Almost) Got Away With It, 10 p.m., ID
Pregnant in Heels, 10 p.m., Bravo
Sinbad: It's Just Family, 10 p.m., WE
Big Brian the Fortune Seller, 11 p.m., TruTV
Sports Show with Norm Macdonald, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Anthony Hopkins on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12:00 a.m., ABC
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC
Geoffrey Rush on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Maria Bamford on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Steve Martin on Conan, 11:00 p.m., TBS
Ty Burrell on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Whoopi Goldberg on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
What are you watching tonight?