What to watch on Tuesday, May 10.
Look, I know you're a very talented saxophone player, we ALL know you're a very talented saxophone player. It's just that sometimes it's hard to hear the TV when you're playing it all loud, every night, in our faces. Why don't you take a break tonight and let's watch THESE shows instead?
Prom approaches like a juggernaut in an ill-fitting tux, so the McKinley kids start to duke it out over prom king and queen. Meanwhile, prom coordinator Sue objects when Principal Figgins asks New Directions to perform at the prom. I don't know, a lot of times Sue seems pretty unprofessional, if you ask me. (Don't).
The team draws one step closer to nabbing the Port-to-Port killer, but things get awkward when the latest victim has ties to NCIS. In other words, it's one of those "serious" murders, and not one of those "forgettable, harmless" murders like most weeks.
The Good Wife
Tonight Kalinda doesn't much feel like being hassled by Alicia over her one-night stand with Peter, plus the firm takes on a case involving an adultery website whose owner is the main suspect in a murder. Ugh, whatever, just don't forget to pay off your student loans everybody.
SPECIAL, 9pm, OWN
In this OWN original presentation, cameras document the physically and emotionally difficult gender reassignment surgery of Cher's blondest child. Please let there be a segment involving a cargo shorts-and-Tevas shopping spree.
ORIGINAL MOVIE, 10pm, MTV
Worst. Prom. Ever.
In this MTV original "film," three teens (including Spy Kid Daryl Sabara) find themselves dumped by their prom dates at the last minute, so they decide to have a night filled with hijinks instead. Hijinks ensue! ALL of the typical hijinks, you know? Look, I don't know, I stayed home for prom.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Dancing With the Stars, 8 & 9 p.m., ABC
One Tree Hill, 8 p.m., CW
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., ABC
16 & Pregnant, 9 p.m., MTV
Braxton Family Values, 9 p.m., WE
Deadliest Catch, 8 & 9 p.m., Discovery Channel
Hellcats, 9 p.m., CW
NCIS: Los Angeles, 9 p.m., CBS
Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy, 9 p.m., History
Raising Hope, 9 p.m., Fox
Traffic Light, 9:30 p.m., Fox
Body of Proof, 10 p.m., ABC
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
I (Almost) Got Away With It, 10 p.m., ID
Pregnant in Heels, 10 p.m., Bravo
Sinbad: It's Just Family, 10 p.m., WE
The Fabulous Beekman Boys, 10 p.m., Planet Green
The Voice, 9 p.m., NBC
Sports Show with Norm Macdonald, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Chris Hemsworth on Lopez Tonight, 12 a.m., TBS
Geoffrey Rush on Colbert Report, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Judd Apatow on Conan, 11:00 p.m., TBS
Keira Knightley on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
Nathan Fillion on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12:00 a.m., ABC
Paul Bettany on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Will Ferrell on Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
What are you watching tonight?