What to watch on Tuesday, May 17.
If I had a magic carpet, I'd just nail it to the floor. I'm not going anywhere, not with all these season finales happening!
Nobody knows who's going to bite it in tonight's episode, ominously titled "Funeral," but we DO know that Jessie St. James (Jonathan Groff) will be guest-starring, and also that we're bound to hear far more ballads than usual. Yay?
SEASON 8 FINALE, 8pm, CBS
The Port-to-Port serial killer plotline comes to a head tonight when the team members must confront him/her face-to-face. Please be careful, everybody!
SEASON 2 FINALE, 10pm, CBS
The Good Wife
The terrific second season of CBS' finest procedural/soap comes to a close with Alicia and Kalinda putting their issues aside temporarily so they can help exonerate a client charged with murder. But after that, WATCH OUT.
SEASON 8 FINALE, 8pm, CW
One Tree Hill
VERY big revelations are in store for this show's Season 8 finale, in which: Haley and Brooke prepare to operate a café, Nathan and Clay look for new clients, and Chase maybe takes off for the Air Force. Also, Millicent and Mouth's morning talk show starts. In related news: Huh?
SEASON 1 FINALE, 9pm, Fox
This show is the most charming thing on Fox (besides Jennifer Lopez pretending to be a music expert) so we're all pretty stoked that it's coming back for another season. Tonight the sexiest grandparents in the world reminisce about the year Jimmy turned 18, Jimmy's goth phase, and their own belated entries into adulthood.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Dancing With the Stars, 8 & 9 p.m., ABC
One Tree Hill, 8 p.m., CW
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., ABC
Braxton Family Values, SEASON 1 FINALE, 9 p.m., WE
Deadliest Catch, 8 & 9 p.m., Discovery Channel
Hellcats, SEASON 1 FINALE, 9 p.m., CW
NCIS: Los Angeles, SEASON 2 FINALE, 9 p.m., CBS
Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy, 9 p.m., History
Breaking In, SEASON 1 FINALE, 9:30 p.m., Fox
16 & Pregnant, 9 p.m., MTV
Body of Proof, 10 p.m., ABC
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Pregnant in Heels, 10 p.m., Bravo
Sinbad: It's Just Family, SEASON 1 FINALE, 10 p.m., WE
The Voice, 9 p.m., NBC
Tosh.0, MIDSEASON PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
Sports Show with Norm Macdonald, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Adam Pally on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC
Betty White & Patton Oswalt on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Craig Robinson on The Mo'Nique Show, 11 p.m., BET
Keira Knightley on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
Martin Short & Melissa McCarthy on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Meshach Taylor (!) on Wendy Williams Show, 12:00 a.m., BET
Norm Macdonald on Conan, 11:00 p.m., TBS
TV on the Radio on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
What are you watching tonight?