What to watch on Tuesday, April 26.
Even though you very politely asked it not to, Monday hassled you like crazy. Hopefully today will treat you with the dignity and respect you deserve. Oh hey, check out what's on TV tonight:
It's ABOUT TIME the kids of McKinley High finally learned how to accept themselves! And Lady Gaga really is the Mother Teresa of weirdo millionaires. Tune in tonight for a special 90-minute Gaga-themed escapade which details Mr. Schuester's valuable lessons on self-acceptance, Lauren and Quinn's tussle over the prom queen title, and Santana's ongoing scheme to be the funniest thing on TV?
SERIES PREMIERE, 9pm, NBC
Watch as Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton and Carson Daly join together, Voltron-style, to create TV's newest singing-competition behemoth. Word of caution: They aren't judges, just "coaches," plus they intend to be likeable pop stars afterward so you probably won't get any Simon Cowell-style criticisms. But if you enjoy American remakes of weird Dutch reality shows, The Voice is for you!
Tonight Burt and Virginia (a.k.a. TV's sexiest grandparents) attempt to sleep-train Hope, plus Jimmy's new girlfriend makes him a beverage that messes him up BAD.
SEASON 2 FINALE, 10pm, History Channel
Season 2 of History Channel's most weirdly addictive reality competition comes to a close as we find out whether Brian, Chris, George or Joe will hit the $100,000 target.
10pm, Investigation Discovery
I (Almost) Got Away With It
The TITLE of this show is kind of a spoiler, but whatever: Tonight's episode follows the crime spree of 22-year-old Aurlieas McClarty, who gunned down a store manager and then spent years on the run counterfeiting money, robbing banks, committing other dastardly acts, and ALMOST getting away with it.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., ABC
Dancing With the Stars, 9 p.m., ABC
One Tree Hill, 8 p.m., CW
Braxton Family Values, 9 p.m., WE
Deadliest Catch, 8 & 9 p.m., Discovery Channel
Hellcats, 9 p.m., CW
16 & Pregnant, 10 p.m., MTV
Body of Proof, 10 p.m., ABC
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Marcel's Quantum Kitchen, 10 p.m., Syfy
Pregnant in Heels, 10 p.m., Bravo
Sinbad: It's Just Family, 10 p.m., WE
Sports Show with Norm Macdonald, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
My Life as Liz, 11 p.m., MTV
David Alan Grier on Wendy Williams Show, 12:00 a.m., BET
Interpol on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC
Mark Ruffalo on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12:00 a.m., ABC
Twisted Sister on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
Will Ferrell on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?