Glee Yearbook: McKinley High Superlatives '09-'10

Now that Glee's first season is over and McKinley High is out for the summer, we got to thinking about what this year's Thunderclap might look like—especially when it comes to the superlatives page. Below, you'll find our winners in both classic and unconventional categories; submit your own in the comments!

Best Smile:
Artie Abrams (Kevin McHale)

Most likely to invent a cell phone sexting plan:
Santana Lopez (Naya Rivera)

Most likely to be found guilty of kidnapping Josh Groban:
Sandy Ryerson (Stephen Tobolowsky)

Most likely to appear in a late-night infomercial for hair gel:
Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison)

Most likely to tell his kids a frank story about hot tubs when they ask where babies come from: Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith)

Most likely to harbor a secret Twilight obsession:
Principal Figgins (Iqbal Theba)



Most Likely to Succeed:
Rachel Berry (Lea Michele)

Most likely to start a Sisqo tribute barbership quartet:
Former gym teacher and football coach Ken Tanaka (Patrick Gallagher)

Best Dressed:
Kurt Hummel (Chris Colfer)

Most likely to get caught doing it with Mr. Shuester in a supply closet:
Ms. Emma Pillsbury (Jayma Mays)



Most likely to seduce Principal Figgins:
Brittany (Heather Morris)
[Ed. note: Why is Brittany the only character on the show who doesn't have a last name? Is she just too dumb to remember it?]

Most likely to end up with a show on BRAVO:
Mercedes Jones (Amber Riley) and Kurt Hummel

Cutest Couple:
Santana Lopez and Brittany

Most likely to compete on Dancing with the Stars:
Mike Chang (Harry Shum, Jr.)



Most likely to become the subject of a Lifetime Original Movie:
Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron)

Most likely to become a manager at Hot Topic:
Tina Cohen-Chang (Jenna Ushkowitz)

Most likely to rent space in a temperature-controlled fur coat storage facility for her Adidas tracksuits:
Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch)

Most likely to lobby Congress to get the workweek reduced to three days:
Former school nurse Terri Schuester (Jessalyn Gilsig)

Biggest Flirt:
Noah "Puck" Puckerman (Mark Salling)

Most likely to upstage Barbra Streisand while presenting her with a lifetime achievement award:
Rachel Berry

Most likely to become the world's foremost expert in flash-mob coordination:
Artie Abrams



Most likely to play Justin Timberlake's curly-coiffed father in an *NSYNC biopic:
Will Shuester

Prettiest Eyes:
Quinn Fabray

Most Shy:
Mike Chang

Most likely to tattoo a mohawk onto his scalp when he eventually goes bald: Noah "Puck" Puckerman

What superlatives would you award to the cast of Glee?

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Klaine forever
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Omg! Don't you watch glee?? Brittany's last name is Pierce, not Wood and she did NOT forget it. allGLEEk2me, you either heard a dumb rumor or made that up. You know it makes me real mad to see people thinking they are an absolute gleek and then getting something wrong like that. I quote (Brittany said something like this): "My middle name is Susan and my last name is Pierce, so that makes me Brittany S. Pierce." That sounds like Brittany Spears, by the way. So either find out the truth or suck it up, fake Gleeks.
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Hey,who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at** [Ageromance(C 0 /M)]** nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.
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lol awesome
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LOL i loved this list!
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Awesome, lol at Finn...
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This list was very entertaining and funny. Thanks!!! LOL at Sandy's superlative XD And I'm totally loving the fact that Santana & Brittany were named Cutest Couple ^_^
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I so loved this!!
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eeeks! That's sooo cute! I love that Cutest Couple went to Santana and Britany! Yay!
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Most Likely to drink blood from every students in Mckinley High: Tina "Asian-Vampire" Cohen-Chang! :-P
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Most likely to join Queer Eye: Kurt
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Actually, Brittany's last name is Woods. You just have to remind her.
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umm...most shy should bee matt rutherford. so shy he's only had 2 lines all season!
and i think tina can do better than a hot topic manager.

agree w/artie having the best smile tho. :)
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Most Likely to Give the Best Answer About Why Many Americans Cant' Find the United States on a Map:
Brittany
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Most likely to get more botox: Olivia Newton-John, Most likely to get lost in a Wal-Mart: Brittany, Most likely to be in rehab for a windex overdose: Emma
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Most Likely To Make A New Disinfectant Spray That Overcleans Everything- Emma Pillsbury (Jayma Mays)
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Best Dancer Award - Brittany ...now if only we could get her a line of a song...
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Brittany is too cool to have a last name.
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totally agree with this list. and "official" or not, Brittany and Santana are definitely the cutest couple.
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Quick, someone give this girl a last name! Come on, guys. Even Matt Rutherford has a last name. MATT RUTHERFORD. And he hasn't said a damn word all season!
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Most boring list...
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I would give Finn and Rachel best couple. Brittney and Santana don't really qualify. They aren't an official couple. They kind of just have sex with anyone really.
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Wasn't the finale the first time all year that Mike Chang and the other fottball player had any lines? I think they should both get bigger roles next year.
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Thanks, alirk! Fixed. --Stefanie
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Terri Schuester was a nurse, not a guidance counselor
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I agree with this list 100%. I would like more about Mike Chang and the other Football Player who i can't remember the name of they never have any lines
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"Most likely to be found guilty of kidnapping Josh Groban:

Sandy Ryerson (Stephen Tobolowsky) " made me LOL! Plus I agree whole heartedly with the the Bravo show, and upstaging Barbra.
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