Glee Yearbook: McKinley High Superlatives '09-'10

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Now that Glee's first season is over and McKinley High is out for the summer, we got to thinking about what this year's Thunderclap might look like—especially when it comes to the superlatives page. Below, you'll find our winners in both classic and unconventional categories; submit your own in the comments!

Best Smile:
Artie Abrams (Kevin McHale)

Most likely to invent a cell phone sexting plan:
Santana Lopez (Naya Rivera)

Most likely to be found guilty of kidnapping Josh Groban:
Sandy Ryerson (Stephen Tobolowsky)

Most likely to appear in a late-night infomercial for hair gel:
Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison)

Most likely to tell his kids a frank story about hot tubs when they ask where babies come from: Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith)

Most likely to harbor a secret Twilight obsession:
Principal Figgins (Iqbal Theba)

Most Likely to Succeed:
Rachel Berry (Lea Michele)

Most likely to start a Sisqo tribute barbership quartet:
Former gym teacher and football coach Ken Tanaka (Patrick Gallagher)

Best Dressed:
Kurt Hummel (Chris Colfer)

Most likely to get caught doing it with Mr. Shuester in a supply closet:
Ms. Emma Pillsbury (Jayma Mays)

Most likely to seduce Principal Figgins:
Brittany (Heather Morris)
[Ed. note: Why is Brittany the only character on the show who doesn't have a last name? Is she just too dumb to remember it?]

Most likely to end up with a show on BRAVO:
Mercedes Jones (Amber Riley) and Kurt Hummel

Cutest Couple:
Santana Lopez and Brittany

Most likely to compete on Dancing with the Stars:
Mike Chang (Harry Shum, Jr.)

Most likely to become the subject of a Lifetime Original Movie:
Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron)

Most likely to become a manager at Hot Topic:
Tina Cohen-Chang (Jenna Ushkowitz)

Most likely to rent space in a temperature-controlled fur coat storage facility for her Adidas tracksuits:
Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch)

Most likely to lobby Congress to get the workweek reduced to three days:
Former school nurse Terri Schuester (Jessalyn Gilsig)

Biggest Flirt:
Noah "Puck" Puckerman (Mark Salling)

Most likely to upstage Barbra Streisand while presenting her with a lifetime achievement award:
Rachel Berry

Most likely to become the world's foremost expert in flash-mob coordination:
Artie Abrams

Most likely to play Justin Timberlake's curly-coiffed father in an *NSYNC biopic:
Will Shuester

Prettiest Eyes:
Quinn Fabray

Most Shy:
Mike Chang

Most likely to tattoo a mohawk onto his scalp when he eventually goes bald: Noah "Puck" Puckerman

What superlatives would you award to the cast of Glee?

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